mammaria: (EXTREME)
screw this. i was gonna post sth but it was stupid and non consequential and so i didn't write it out.

everyone's sad and i don't know what to do about it. it's all... kind of frustrating.

so then i had an epiphany: SCREW THIS.

MOTHERFUCKING SPARKLES

i declare this post "loopy-dumb-ass-VENTING-spamming-SOC" POST-- see even anon is on and ip logging is off because i never bothered changing my settings.

THIS POST IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS NAMED AFTER. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.

GO!

edit: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK AT PAGE EIGHT----AAAAA WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WHAT LKJSADSDKLJ
mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WITH YOUR ICONS~! )

PS My Valentinr - dazzlingmarajizz BECAUSE WHY NOT-- don't you just LOVE my link (: /IS SO CLASSY

EDIT 2: GUYS GUYS THIS IS BRILLIANT LASDK HAHAHAHAH-- o wait better yet--

-


THERE YOU GO
mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (fuck yeaaah[haruhi])
That game.. was... brilliant. All those epic plays and then it was like "COMEBACK" but then it was like "COUNTER-COMEBACK" and it was just... sheer brilliance.

HARRISON (who then i wanted to punch for that foul, ASSHOLE) and FITZGERALD AND HOLMES STOLE THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW OKAY.

Warden was too fucking slow in throwing, I think. :|

BUT THIS SUPER BOWL-- IT SATISFIED ME SO MUCH it was an epic game and just MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME AND stop the hate, guys, okay, both teams were fucking brilliant. (BUT WTF WARDEN YOU IDIO-- brilliant i say.)

SO CONGRATULATIONS, CARDINALS for a game well played.

CONGRATULATIONS, STEELERS FOR YOUR SIXTH CONSECUTIVE WIN! That is cool okay no, it's MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING wtf.

HAHAH IF YOU WERE EXPECTING PREFERENCES sorry, neither were my state so i only watched it for the FUCKING AWESOME FOOTBALL. UNNECESSARY STRESS, DO NOT WAAAAANT. (YOU'VE SEEN HOW I GET WHEN I AM ROOTING FOR A TEAM LAKSDJ}

I FEEL LIKE SUCH A MAN RIGHT NOW, FUCK MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS JUST WENT UP THE ROOF--

I LOVE FOOTBALL /POUNDS CHEST /ROARS /EATS MEAT RAW
mammaria: (LOL HAVE MY JUICE~*~*~[random])
i ship it


/IS ALL OVER THE GODDAMN INTERNET

ALSO!

ARI WRITE ME THE BEST THREE-SOME EVEEERRRRRRR


THERE I DID MY PART, NOW YOU DO YOURS SOB SOB ;w;

e-everyone... please don't judge me...

/WRIST

EDIT: PLEASE TELL ME I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW LJADSLK )

..instead of lj cut i almost wrote "lj cute" LKASDJKALSD WHAT
mammaria: (france↔matching with anasyrma↔)
LMAO LMAO because like I mentioned, why not? (oh shit, watch me get spammed/trolled/etc alfsdj)

Comments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me, feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will ever know. Then post it in your own LJ.


COMMENTS SCREENED AND ANON because i felt like it, DON'T LISTEN TO [livejournal.com profile] eliminate THIS WAS ALL SECRETLY HER IDEA... YEAH. ANYWAY just in case someone is actually serious in their feelings for me HAHAH OR OR IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME ON A CRUSH YOU HAVE ON SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S COOL TOO ♥

knock yourselves out! :)

ps ip logging is off too because WHY NOT
mammaria: (it makes me smile[lilyallen])
OH MY GOD I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE fljasdkl

so my internet died for the entirety of yesterday and i had to call the ATT people. and I did, except then they asked me if I was my mom, and I said "no", and they were like "LOL WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU THEN, BAI" leaving me confused and frustrated and basically wtf;;

SO THEN MY MOM CALLS THEM TODAY and then they started telling her stuff and she is like "UUUH IDK WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK, TALK TO MY DAUGHTER" so I do, except it was food time and so I spent like ten-fifteen minutes fixing my whatever and then MY FOOD GOT COLD. /SCREAM OF HORROR

LOL and I bought bad bread for the hot dogs. ): /dumb BUT BUT! at least now I know what to do if this ever happens so I DON'T HAVE TO CAAAALL and and I have internet again~! /REJOICES

PEOPLE I OWE YOU A VOICE POST! (you know who you are ♥)

BUT YES MEMES! HAVE THEM what a way to welcome me back, lj, iluuuu ♥

THE ASSOCIATION MEME
MY THREAD


≤ polarization ≥
+\-the positive/negative attractions meme -/+


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


SO... MANY.. MEMES... brb spamming you with hateful anon commentsMY LOVE yes (:

edit: L-LOL, pimped that first meme wrong oops flkajsdklfskjldf SHUT UP
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])
I GOTTA GET OFF THE COMPUTER BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHARE:

my conscience got the better of me so I cut this, BE GRATEFUL, JERKS )

hi my name is maria: i am insane.
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
FLIST, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

A certain someone is COLOR-BLIND and doesn't get that MY DARLING EDWARD is SO pink.

image behind cut!!! )
the cutie on the bed with the baseball cap and the green shirt. yes, that's my Edward Cullen.

SO PLEASE ENLIGHTEN MY FRIEND BY VOTING:

[Poll #1334232]

giiiirl, you so color-bliiiiind~ /snaps fingers

SOB MY TABLO DIED SO I HAD TO MAKE EDWARD-CHANS /mourns forever
mammaria: (Boys;;[justintimberlake])
...LMAO THAT TITLE IS HORRIBLE. also i am too busy being a pervert as France right now (LKJASDLKASDJ SHUT UP) but have a meme~~~

the dating sim meme ✭


BECAUSE I LOVE MEMES. YES I DO-- disabled because i will make another post later LMAO;; /dies

PS ILU ♥

Edit: LMAO WHAT HAHAH I LOVE COHOS
mammaria: (NO U[lindsaylohan])
hi, flist-chans.

it seems my new sleep schedule is from 6pm to 4am.

My body has decided this.

MAN, EVEN WHEN I SLEEP MY SCHEDULE'S STILL FUCKED.

it is now 8pm and i feel like shit. /needs sleep

BRB NAPPING FOREVER, NEXT POST WILL BE MORE COHERENT KALJSJD feel free to yell at me in this post though. or tell me

what's up with you lately? because I feel so out of the loop l-lmao sob;;;

I WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU AS SOON AS I AWAKE maybe i should go into semi-hiatus ljkfsdl...

...NAAAAAH /PASSES OUT
mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
oh god, my stomach.

ow. ow. ow ow ow. what the hell did i eat that fucked me up lfjksd IT WAS PROBABLY THAT BURGER FUCK YOU JACK IN THE BOX, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE

/crai moar

uuungh, so yeah, i feel like i haven't updated in a while (LMAO I GOT USED TO UPDATING EVERY DAY) and i feel like i have been sort of absent on lj/the internet and I AM SORRY for that, shall get to commenting more & stuff.. when i feel better ow what the fuck i slept all day just to avoide the pain and i only woke up to do other things and ow. /hasn't been online /GASP

anyway, i hope this virus leaves me. :| because it is getting on my nerves and interfered with my life meaning i didn't do what i was supposed to do saturday so i have to do it today (it's 4:30 am) and GD IT, i just wanted to go shopping to San Diego. ;w;

/RAGES MORE /OW /OKAY SHUTTING UP l-lmao

SO YES THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS "SORRY" LOL i... am not this absent usually, i swear, and if i am I WILL STOP. PROMISE. because all i want to do is be an awesome friend. >:

>:

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I skyped with [livejournal.com profile] feudal, [livejournal.com profile] ecoliers, & [livejournal.com profile] facets yesterday and IT WAS SO MUCH FUN HAHA let's do it again sometime ps MY NAME IS NOT MARA, yes ♥

(GIANT PENIS HEAD BUG THING, DO NOW WAAANT /dies)

also also [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 GAVE ME THE LADY GAGA CD /SHRIEKS WITH JOY l-lol b-day present two months late but IT IS OKAY i do this too and shall do it too. /woes /happy ♥! so yes SHE IS AWESOME we had a LULTAZTIC CONVO that day, i shall share when i am not feeling so much like crap. /stains your carpet

...wtf was that last line HAHA I AM SO GROSS HAHA oh god maybe i should go back to sleep. /does so

ilu all ♥

ps i just realized my title is kinda... suggestive... /DIES /HIDES UNDER ROCK

edit: I think I have a fever. I'm sorry, mom. Thanks to everyone for all the kind comments you've ever given me. I always appreciate them a lot.
mammaria: (DO NOT WAAANT[yaya])
LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

in which i am a moron LOL stupid convo LOL )

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY [livejournal.com profile] igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

ME ME ME ME MEME ABOUT ME do not want )

I tag [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma, [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), [livejournal.com profile] kanae_harlem, [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] vexnet, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] jazalove, [livejournal.com profile] soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd



ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked
mammaria: (ismypenisdoingalright[chintsubu])
IS MY PENIS DOING ALRIGHT?
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
✿ THE __ CHARACTER ✿


YES ANOTHER ONE

also i am watching the Chargers play and I have decided I HATE MANNING /SHRIEKS /sobs

also MY FIRST DREAM OF THE YEAR INVOLVED ALIENS, TRUCKS, JURASSIC PARK RIP OFF, A GUY ATTEMPTING MURDER ON ANOTHER MAN

kljfdlkda fucking weiiiird;;; also apparently my brother dreamt of a demon D8

LOL WTF;;;;

also also WELCOME TO [livejournal.com profile] insane_duckfish!!! HI DEAR, SUP my intro here, contact post here IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED~♥

---KLJDSLJKSDKLJ CHARGERS FIRST DOWN LJDSLKJSDLKJSD /FLIPS A SHIT

C'MON THERE'S FOUR MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK, FOURTH DOWN, ALL YOU NEED IS A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN TO WIN GO GO GO GO GO GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
/heart attack /crazy girl is crazy

--SHIT INCOMPLETE PASS FUCK time out OH GOD MY HEART AAAA /SHRIEKS AGAIN

edit: OVERTIME WHY oh m-my heart kljfd like a new game kljfda
edit 2: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OMG OMFG
edit 3: /HYSTERIC /WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED /WHAT WHAT OMG YES AAAAAAAAAA
edit 4: oh god please please please i can't take it anymore SCORE ALREADY I AM FUCKING DYING
edit 5: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FSDKLJFKLSJDAJDS I CAN"TTYPEHFSAJLFDKSA HWWEE WONFDNDS


WE FUCKING WON
fajklfdklf so hpapyfoafdsjkfjhican'tohogodiamsohappyfdcjklhfsdkl
mammaria: (AWESOME![lilyallen])
(re)KNOW YOUR F-LIST MEME!

CHARACTER MIRROR MEME


MAN WHY DO I LOVE MEMES SO MUCH ALDSKDS

bbl shower ;) /gtfo
mammaria: (PANTS[thelonelyisland])


CAN'T STOP JAMMING TO THIS i'll just leave it here


S-SUP

SUDDENLY BILL O'REILLY IS HIP

ps the report card meme
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥


OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY
mammaria: (JIZZED[thelonelyisland])
HI! Uh okay, so.. it's me again HAHAH;;; /spams ur flist /WITH LOVE

FIRST OF ALL, HI HI HI to new buddies [livejournal.com profile] gumi & [livejournal.com profile] resound! 'SUP, I AM MARIA the friendly neighborhood weirdo HERE IS MY INFO in case you are interested~ MY CONTACT POST IS HERE in case you are ALSO interested in it. (yes I know my contact post is kinda creepy;; I WANNA KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUUU i mean what /cries SHARE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH!)

speaking of contact post, can you guys who commented on it see my replies? /unsure I HOPE YOU CAN klfjsdklj /dies

Also also also! Since one of my new year's resolutions is to WRITE MOAR, BETCH (my inner self is so rude;;), HAVE THIS:


If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?

Anything meaning any kind of story (fan or original). Not saying it'll ever happen, but who knows what the muse might latch on to?



I BLATANTLY STOLE IT FROM [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma but i'm sure some of you have it too, HAHAH;; REQUEST, PLEASE? I've been in the mood to write write write since yesterday ♥ (also for those of you who requested drawings some time ago, I DID NOT FORGET i just need a memory card for my camera to share them ljfdjks)

okay that is all, thank yooou /hides under a rock

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