mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
FAPTRAIN2009
❝GET ON TO GET OFF❞


LOOK [livejournal.com profile] projection, IT'S YOUR ICON ♥


/spams the shit right off it
.../adds Kat's tag HAHA
mammaria: (just like your momma![bulma])
FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP-- oh my god something meowed outside my SECOND STORY window. /what

..or was that my stomach. (huh)

ANYWAY! WELCOME, NEW BUDDIES FROM THAT ONE MEME; [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] milkfed, [livejournal.com profile] tyrannicalalien, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] projection, [livejournal.com profile] sweeter, [livejournal.com profile] catalysis, [livejournal.com profile] radarsparks, and [livejournal.com profile] jazalove! YES I AM NAME DROPPING this is a call out to all of you, since i just realized i share friends with some of you HAHAH;; SWEET NIBBLETS! (i have no idea what i am saying anymore) also i'd like to say i am not usually like this, but I AM. /CRAI

{ps thank you for not running away from me when i approached you, also THANKS TO THOSE TO RECC-ED ME SOME PEOPLE and pimped me in turn HAHAH lol i got pimped lol OH SHUCKS ILU /maidenly blush)

s-sob ANYWAY, moving on from my failRAMBLINGS, i have made a CONTACT POST for this new occassion. I AM GENEROUS, PRAISE ME. /PREENS (also because it was about damn time, amirite lol;;) IF I DON'T HAVE YOUR DIGITS-- uuuh, info-- uuuh, STUFF, then please2bdropping me a line? THANK YOU. ♥ (and YES, the title is from Kim Possible, Arielle. SO?! /lolwhat)

Oh yeah, HI I AM MARIA, NICE TO MEET YOOOU~~~ /late /wtf self HAHA

uuuh let's see what else... AH, YES! My intro post can be found HERE, in case ANYONE CARES-- i edited a bit and stuff! C8 ALSO FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A TESTIMONIAL AT ANY TIME-- yes this is directed towards ALL of my flist. /peers at you with LAZER EYES AAAA /loves you all ♥

OH OH AND GUYS. GUYS. LOOKIT WHAT I ADDED TO MY PROFILE ISN'T IT CUTE EEEEE kljfds /HUGS SCREEN TO DEATH ILU JILL TY FOR TELLING ME WHERE TO GET IT ♥

oh yeah i have a weakness for cute things. AND BRIGHT COLORS if you... hadn't noticed by looking around my journal kjfajd;;; I SHOULD ADD THAT TO MY INTRO! /goes to do so

i guess that's all? OH OH AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR RECC-ING ME AND PIMPING ALL THAT MUSIC AT ME LAST POST ilu forever eeee~*~*~ /DAZZLES YOU! feel free to spam me with music there any time, k? C8 C8 /shameless /greedy

LOL OKAY that's all i gotta say-- wow i talk a lot, don't i. ..I'M KINDA NUTS, AREN'T I-- oh well. If I have't scared ya away yet, see ya around~!! C8

(ps [livejournal.com profile] cory1313: you, me, and the mall tomorrowtoday. i seriously need to go out too and FUCK I CRAVE CHINESE AGAIN sob.) /done
mammaria: (spin that record babe[ladygaga])
OKAY SO HAVE ANOTHER ONE- wow i curse a lot, maybe i should change this journal to "may contain adult themes or sth";;;

... /looks through her entries

.....YEAH DEFINITELY DOING THAT OFKJSAL

have it, wankers~ ♥ (and i mean that in the NICEST WAY C8)

recommend your friends!

first time doing one of these-- REC ME SOME PEOPLE plz~? i like new friiiiends~ /lonely /unpopular /wait what

ALSO JUST SO I DON'T DISABLE THIS SHIT and because I crave some:

REC ME MUSIC, GUYS? PLEASE~

i like everything. i'm not even kidding ljfdka.

THAT IS ALL~~~ /wanders the world forever

NO WAIT, ONE MORE THING-- thank you all for the kind comments on the other meme~ klfjksd thank yooou I FEEL SO TOUCHED and i love you. ♥ ALSO I AM WORKING ON A CONTACT POST because i think it'd be a good thing to have and I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO YOU. C8 okay, bai bai~*~*~

edit: ALSO, [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME. LAIN, I am calling you Lain now, YOU GET YOUR OWN TAG ♥

also this post shall remain open FOREVER so you can spam me any time you want HAHAH /always open to music
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
LOL ENTRY 69 LOL LOL LOL /mature

title. read it.

/crais

STOLEN FROM EVERYONE:

LET'S RING IN SOME
HONESTY
WITH THE NEW YEAR
THE MEME




WHAT MEMBER OF MY PARTY ARE YOU? MEME



THAT IS ALL. /goes to do yours /HAHAH NAUGHTY ♥ /lol idfk dude;;;
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])


MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!


ps welcome to [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop, [livejournal.com profile] hymenchan, and [livejournal.com profile] sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥


OH ALSO I AM [livejournal.com profile] the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
mammaria: (GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS[james])
❊ THE IT'S WINTER BREAK AND I'M BORED MEME ❊

LDSJ HI SUP

MORE SUBSTANTIAL POST LATER

IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF FANGIRLING AT MANGA/ANIME/YOU btw

YES I SAID YOU

OKAY BACK TO MICHIKO TO HATCHIN hi tess i am obedient 8')

ps it is awesome, GO WATCH IT
mammaria: (strike a pose- it's VOGUE[katyperry])
the give me anything meme

HIT ME. also sign up so i can return the favor~! ♥

EDIT: GUYS GUYS WTF IT IS

GLOBAL ORGASM DAY

I JUST READ THE REASONS AND

WTF WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

LKAJSD [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SUCH WEIRD THINGS LOL;;;; oh god /dies

EDIT 2: Maria (1:06:21 AM): i
Maria (1:06:22 AM): am
Jill (1:06:23 AM): god
Maria (1:06:23 AM): slow
Maria (1:06:30 AM): ...WHY JILL
Maria (1:06:36 AM): YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF ME
mammaria: (and you know it![stephencolbert])
JILL, YOU WHORE

YOU GOT ME ATTRACTED TO

FREAKING

RAHM






/cries
ps i love colbert /dies
mammaria: (NO FUCKING WAY[rima])
pssh cory (12:10:48 AM): DONT LIE
pssh cory (12:10:53 AM): YOU DO SWING THAT WAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:00 AM): i do NOT
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:02 AM): /gasp
pssh cory (12:11:10 AM): YEAH YOU DIE
pssh cory (12:11:12 AM): DO*
pssh cory (12:11:18 AM): LMAO FREUDIAN SLIP
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:22 AM): WTF

ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:24 AM): I WAS LIKE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:26 AM): WTF
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:27 AM): OH OKAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:36 AM): SO I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, SO I MUST DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:37 AM): ?
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:40 AM): I SEE HOW IT IS
pssh cory (12:11:43 AM): AHAAHHAHAH YES
pssh cory (12:11:49 AM): BE ASSIMILATED OR DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:55 AM): brb posting your gayness on lj
pssh cory (12:12:32 AM): LMAO
pssh cory (12:12:34 AM): OKAY
pssh cory (12:12:38 AM): ILY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:15:01 AM): see, that just reinforces it 8')
pssh cory (12:15:14 AM): YES I KNOW
pssh cory (12:15:23 AM): /puts on rainbow t-shirt

WHAT A FAG. (that is all)

omg, save me from the raging lesbo;;;;

(hi this post is an invitation for spam?!?!?)

EDIT: THERE'S YOUR TAG god such a peti woman;; can't monopolize my affections, SRY2SAY HAH /what
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
VOICE POST MEME

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that.

POST 1 & POST 2


hi so i am an idiot and posted the voice post to the wrong journal. also in the middle of the first one i started freaking out cuz a bug landed on me. ALSO ALSO lj bitch cut me off, so have two 5 minute and 8 second posts with me babbling and getting cut off in the end while saying good bye. WHATEVER, IT MAKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH. /GOES TO HIDE UNDER A ROCK

SOB SORRY IF YOU STILL HAD MY OLD JOURNAL FRIENDED SOB SORRY SORRY /dies

watch, no one listens to them /woes retardedly /moron /lol

--THAT BUG FUCKING BIT ME /okay done

[changed to public because it's public on the other one, anyway;;;]
mammaria: (FIERCEly biting you[katyperry])
wow i just realized, but i've been disabling my posts a lot.

WELL IT CAN BE EXPECTED WHEN ALL I DO IS PIMP MEMES ON THEM, RIGHT?!?!? flasdfj

...speaking of meme:

... PLAYED BY ...


/DIES

YEAH, COME TELL ME WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WILL PLAY ME, YEAH! /is bad with actors' & actresses' names /ironically wants to be one

also, so i won't disable this baby, and because I HAD TO, ANYWAY: (not that i didn't want to! jfklsd)

Here's DAY 7 & 8 of the HAPPINESS meme!

Things that made me happy this last weekend: (SOB SO LATE)
♡ settling things! (apparently it was a big misunderstanding hahaha) /CRYPTIC!
♡ lb. ridiculous chats are ridiculous and I LOVE THEM. C8
♡ screaming with my mom "PIPIIII" at each other from across the house. ("pipi" means "pee", btw-- yes, we are the epitome of maturity, SHUT UP)
♡ chocolate. period.
♡ HONESTLY? I ALREADY FORGOT LKJDSKL /short memory wtf

i am sure lots of things made me happy hahah WOW WHAT A WAY TO END THE MEME "i forgot what made me happy" fjald LOL EXTREME SUCKAGE--

oh wait, i remember one more!

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS BWAHAHAHA

okay done.

also technology hated me yesterday, but aim hated me today HAHAH /sigh

ALSO I WANT THAT CALENDAR WITH HOT PRIESTS shut up i'm not weird /dies
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
I... meant to pimp this earlier but... i sort of... fellasleepsittinguponbedinfrontonmylaptopfaklsdf;;;;

SOB NOW I AM ALL SORE SOB SOB.

ANYWAY, HERE YO GO:
THE ADVICE MEME

a-advice me? ow ow ow i ache like a klasj ow ow OKAY IT IS SEVEN AM, CLEARLY TOO EARLY FOR THIS /goes back to sleep

--oh i realize i missed two(?) days of the happiness meme-- SORRY, I SHALL GET TO THOSE WHEN I WAKE UP

...now if i could only find my memory card... /hopeless

yes, the only purpose of me waking up right now was to pimp this /sigh /wtf ik
mammaria: (fancy a drag?{katyperry])
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

EPIC RESULTS ARE EPICLY ABSTRACT )

also also BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH:

IN WHICH ARI AND I DISCUSS JILL'S STREET CRED, FUCK YEAH )

JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, YO.

--also one of my mom's employees just got sent to jail for selling drugs. he was arrested at our place (our bar).



/RELEVANT?!?!?!
mammaria: (pump up the jam![katyperry])
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY TITLE BWAHAHAHAHHAH /mature /oh god ruining phantom of the opera /LOL

THE SOUNDTRACK MEME

you're the ___ to my ___.

MEME TIIIME (fuck you lavie I BLAME YOU /LOVES hi hi hi [livejournal.com profile] facets

BRB EATING!!!
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
guys guys!!!!

AND TIME STOOD STILL.


BUT OVER HERE, WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP!


joooooin uuuuus-- HAHA I JUST APP-ED BELLA SWAN IN THE SECOND ONE HAHAHAH /DIES

056

Dec. 12th, 2008 05:02 pm
mammaria: (half psychotic sick hypnotic[ladygaga])
okay. you know what? fine.

i am human too. i get upset too.

if you don't want to talk, don't talk.

if you're going to get mad at me because of something i didn't even DO, then fine.

seriously, i don't even know what the hell this is all about.

but suddenly i'm tired.

talk to me when you want to talk to me. you know where to find me. i won't bother you anymore.

disabled because you made this about you and me, even when it wasn't. you and me only.


NEVER MIND THEN, APPARENTLY I'M A PARANOID FAGGOT idk idk

glad it's all settled, now! ;;;; /dazed
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
--FUCK I HAD TO WRITE THIS POST TWICE, IT GOT ERASED FUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK

so yeah, day 5 & 6 of the HAPPINESS MEME!!! (it's kind of weird to be writing this when... my mom is... screaming at my brother behind me ldjskkj}

ANYWAY--

HERE ARE THE THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY & YESTERDAY!
♡ last day of design!!! C8 I GOT AN A, I THINK HAHAHA
♡ i managed to finish my projects in time lfjlsdj phew~*~*~ HAHA AND TURN THEM IN i was scared i wouldn't be able to, gosh
♡ i was just.. irrationally happy all day okay IDK (okay so i.. forgot ljflkds STFU SOB /has the memory of a goldfish)
♡ seen on the news the thousands of mexicans heading to the Basilica of Guadalupe-- some on their KNEES oh wow (their faith is really inspiring lajdfk)
♡ I SLEPT A LOT (idk if you noticed, but sleep makes me happy lol;;;)
♡ FUCK I AM DISTRACTED-- uuh oh yeah, people signed up for drawings? I KNOW I WAS ALL "LDKS DO NOT WANT" at first, but I got inspired! C8 and it gives me an excuse to draw HAHHA FUCK YEAH I WON'T GET RUSTY lfdk (OH, AND I AM WORKING ON THEM- i already finished some, but uuuh i can't find my camera wtf-- I SHALL LOOK FOR IT HARDER)
♡ LAST DAY OF DRAWING!! I GOT AN A THERE TOO~! C8 though i wished i had seen mr. gilbertson to wish him a merry christmas... BUT I GOT AN A, EEEE~! C8 C8 C8
♡ talk with lb put some things into... perspective. jsdklfds I DON'T KNOW we shall see /cryptic!
♡ spent time with family & family friends! C8 we ate tamales HAHAH /MEXICAN!!1!
♡ I just came back from church!! We sang to the Virgen de Guadalupe~! HAPPY FEAST DAY, VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE!!! C8 thank you for appearing on the tepeyac. ilu! ♥ (STFU THIS IS A BIG DEAL TO MEXICANS/CATHOLICS AND I JUST HAPPEN TO BE BOTH C8)
♡ GONNA APP FOR LUFFY, LONGCHAMP, AND HIKARI AT ACHRON! YOU SHOULD JOIN US THERE C8 (i hope i get accepted lfjdskd)
♡ new FMA chapter!! SO RARE LJDKs i have been waiting! >8|
♡ hi, i am edgy. ilu.

it was.. really distracting to write about me being happy while my mom was yelling at the background. it made me sad because she was sad and-- i felt bad, but this meme helped me feel better! C8 see, it is a really nice meme-- and now i gotta go see if she is okay fljsdkj

nite, y'all!
mammaria: (come prance with me![puppy])
OH SHIT I MISSED ONE HAPPINESS MEME DAY-- i will just combine it with my next one.


My Personality
Neuroticism
6
Extraversion
81
Openness to Experience
90
Agreeableness
36
Conscientiousness
28
You are a calm person who is considered almost fearless by some, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible, however you are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. You are a reasonably organized person and like to have a certain amount of routine in your life.

Take a personality tests now or view the full Personality Report.

Warm sheepskin whooga boots for cozy toes



HI I AM A WEIRDO

now on to the real reason for this post:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] ebolashock

ILU REEEEEI~*~*~* WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOOOU? I HOPE YOU HAVE/HAD A WONDERFUL DAY (AND LIFE)~!!!!

you old person you

I MEAN

/LOVES

...okay back to workng on your drawings HAHAHAH DLJASKD /DIES
mammaria: (are you serious[lilyallen])
The first five people to comment in this post get to request a sketch (or a drabble!) of a character (or whatever) of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their drawing ability level. If you absolutely can't draw, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drabbles or icons or something instead.

jesus christ, i am going to regret this klsadj;; /SUCKS AT EVERYTHING

BUT... I SIGNED UP... SO;; if you want a failtastic drawing (LOL EPIC FAIL good times) or a drabble (i'm better at writing;;) then sign up?

i.. might do more... if more people are even interested.

if ANYONE is even interested?

Crickets: CHIRP~!
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
hi it is me AGAIN with this meme~*~*~ HAPPINESS! DAY 5!

THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY YESTERDAY:
NOT THIS MEME I WAS MADE TO SAY THAT, I SWEAR D8
♡ i.. slept a lot just now 8D;;; /WENT M.I.A. BECAUSE OF THAT
♡ i laughed a lot today. 8) I LOVE MY DRAWING CLASS i... am going to miss it so much SOB ;w; /BAWLS ALL OVER
♡ I HAD CHINESE FOOD TODAY~*~*~*~!!!!! /ADDICTED TO CHINESE, OH GOD
♡ pizza in Drawing HAHA-- OUR PROFESSOR BROUGHT US PIZZA, YEAH FREE PIZZA, I LOVE FREE STUFF (especially food)
♡ ...BWAAAH, I AM GOING TO MISS DRAWING SO MUCH BWAAAH (translation: i really, really love that class)
♡ I BOUGHT THE CHRISTMAS CARDS!! they have the CUTEST LITTLE SNOWMAN ON THE FRONT EEEEE lajfk t-too cute to cover up SORRY but i will still personalize the cards just for you~ ♥ THE INSIDE, ANYWAY LOL
♡ I LET MY MOM CUT MY BANGS and she did an ACE job!!! 8D YAY FOR UN-RUINED HAIR!! 8D
♡ Mom is funny HAHAH~ She can be spazzy too! (NOW I KNOW WHO I GOT IT FROM-- i mean;;)
♡ Did I mention I LAUGHED A LOT TODAY? because i did. even with cramps. /ACCOMPLISHED!!!
♡ DESPITE SOME SCHOOL WORRIES i really love life right now C8 /dumb lol
♡ the latest NYLON has Lily Allen on the cover. LILY ALLEN EEEEE DO WANT (also i leafed through [livejournal.com profile] cory1313's and it. is. fierce. ALSO suddenly i want headbands;;; /weirdo)
♡ I MIGHT GET A DOGGIE, YAY!!! PUPPIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS /really loves puppies
♡ i like you all C8

HI SO I BOUGHT MORE CARDS THAN I SHOULD HAVE Llkdjsa so if you want a card but haven't SIGNED UP go do it right now, go go go~!!! it doesn't matter if you aren't sending cards, okay? lol, you guys;;;

--HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO [livejournal.com profile] thrives?! D8 D8 D8

..i should do my homework. /dies /worries

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