mammaria: (it makes me smile[lilyallen])
OH MY GOD I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE fljasdkl

so my internet died for the entirety of yesterday and i had to call the ATT people. and I did, except then they asked me if I was my mom, and I said "no", and they were like "LOL WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU THEN, BAI" leaving me confused and frustrated and basically wtf;;

SO THEN MY MOM CALLS THEM TODAY and then they started telling her stuff and she is like "UUUH IDK WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK, TALK TO MY DAUGHTER" so I do, except it was food time and so I spent like ten-fifteen minutes fixing my whatever and then MY FOOD GOT COLD. /SCREAM OF HORROR

LOL and I bought bad bread for the hot dogs. ): /dumb BUT BUT! at least now I know what to do if this ever happens so I DON'T HAVE TO CAAAALL and and I have internet again~! /REJOICES

PEOPLE I OWE YOU A VOICE POST! (you know who you are ♥)

BUT YES MEMES! HAVE THEM what a way to welcome me back, lj, iluuuu ♥

THE ASSOCIATION MEME
MY THREAD


≤ polarization ≥
+\-the positive/negative attractions meme -/+


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


SO... MANY.. MEMES... brb spamming you with hateful anon commentsMY LOVE yes (:

edit: L-LOL, pimped that first meme wrong oops flkajsdklfskjldf SHUT UP
mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
oh god, my stomach.

ow. ow. ow ow ow. what the hell did i eat that fucked me up lfjksd IT WAS PROBABLY THAT BURGER FUCK YOU JACK IN THE BOX, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE

/crai moar

uuungh, so yeah, i feel like i haven't updated in a while (LMAO I GOT USED TO UPDATING EVERY DAY) and i feel like i have been sort of absent on lj/the internet and I AM SORRY for that, shall get to commenting more & stuff.. when i feel better ow what the fuck i slept all day just to avoide the pain and i only woke up to do other things and ow. /hasn't been online /GASP

anyway, i hope this virus leaves me. :| because it is getting on my nerves and interfered with my life meaning i didn't do what i was supposed to do saturday so i have to do it today (it's 4:30 am) and GD IT, i just wanted to go shopping to San Diego. ;w;

/RAGES MORE /OW /OKAY SHUTTING UP l-lmao

SO YES THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS "SORRY" LOL i... am not this absent usually, i swear, and if i am I WILL STOP. PROMISE. because all i want to do is be an awesome friend. >:

>:

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I skyped with [livejournal.com profile] feudal, [livejournal.com profile] ecoliers, & [livejournal.com profile] facets yesterday and IT WAS SO MUCH FUN HAHA let's do it again sometime ps MY NAME IS NOT MARA, yes ♥

(GIANT PENIS HEAD BUG THING, DO NOW WAAANT /dies)

also also [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 GAVE ME THE LADY GAGA CD /SHRIEKS WITH JOY l-lol b-day present two months late but IT IS OKAY i do this too and shall do it too. /woes /happy ♥! so yes SHE IS AWESOME we had a LULTAZTIC CONVO that day, i shall share when i am not feeling so much like crap. /stains your carpet

...wtf was that last line HAHA I AM SO GROSS HAHA oh god maybe i should go back to sleep. /does so

ilu all ♥

ps i just realized my title is kinda... suggestive... /DIES /HIDES UNDER ROCK

edit: I think I have a fever. I'm sorry, mom. Thanks to everyone for all the kind comments you've ever given me. I always appreciate them a lot.
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])


MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!


ps welcome to [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop, [livejournal.com profile] hymenchan, and [livejournal.com profile] sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥


OH ALSO I AM [livejournal.com profile] the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
mammaria: (strike a pose- it's VOGUE[katyperry])
the give me anything meme

HIT ME. also sign up so i can return the favor~! ♥

EDIT: GUYS GUYS WTF IT IS

GLOBAL ORGASM DAY

I JUST READ THE REASONS AND

WTF WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

LKAJSD [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SUCH WEIRD THINGS LOL;;;; oh god /dies

EDIT 2: Maria (1:06:21 AM): i
Maria (1:06:22 AM): am
Jill (1:06:23 AM): god
Maria (1:06:23 AM): slow
Maria (1:06:30 AM): ...WHY JILL
Maria (1:06:36 AM): YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF ME
mammaria: (just like your momma![bulma])
MY MANGA SELF IS A SEXY BEAST



HOT, AM I RITE

also something is wrong with my journal lol lol lol

ps if you wanna mess up YOUR face it is

HERE
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
SLIGHTLY LATE (like an HOUR, at least but--)

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY,

[livejournal.com profile] roomofawakening!!!


YOU BETTER HAVE HAD AN AWESOME ONE, XY i mean it's the day after elections HOW COULD YOU NOT, AMIRITE how old are you now anyway you old old person YOU ARE NOW EVEN OLDER we are all decaying flesh matter BUT YOU ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN ALL OF US BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY well, it was YES ♥

GIFT REQUESTS? (also i feel like a materialistic wench for always asking this, but GET ANY COOL GIFTS~? also what'd you do? 8D)

here's to many more, dahling~! /toasts to you

YEAH, I AM SLEEPY AND THAT MAKES ME WEIRD.

in other news, NATHAN WON TOP DESIGN, YES I AM SO HAPPY ♥, helping people gives me a nice and warm feeling, and PERSONAL SPACE, DAMN IT

's all.

GOTTA GO, MOM IS COMPLAINING EEEEEEEE BAI
mammaria: (EXTREME puppy eyes of DOOM!™[honey])
LKDJAS MY MODEM DIIIIIIED

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

r-rest in peace, my friend. you served me well for six years.

/cries forever
/mourns her modem
/looking for replacement, DAMN IT

s-so yeah, that's why i haven't been around this past week (weeks?) lfjlksdjkfd. WHICH IS WHY I MISSED SAYING:

HAPPY belated

BIRTHDAY,

[livejournal.com profile] jlarinda!!!!


HOPE YOU HAD AN AWESOME ONE and stuff DID YOU GET A LOT OF PRESENTS presents are the best part of birthdays eeeee ANY REQUESTS FOR YOUR GIFT i owe a million people gifts oh god YES I AM BABBLING BUT I AM sincere ♥

in other news! i shall be Nill for Halloween.

8) 8) 8)

mom wants me to give candy to the neighborhood kids.

)8 )8 )8

AND I HAVE HAD MANY CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH SPIDERS. (AAAAAAAAA)

lets see how long it takes me to get a new modem... LDAKJS MISS YOU ALL did i miss anything ? 8') HOW IS IT GOING WITH YOUR LIVES, MY LOVES?

i-i shall stop babbling now. /afraid of getting caught using art computer for non-art purposes

BAI BAAAAAI ♥
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])
Pass a Secret Note Meme

I thought, hey! why not?! /follows bandwagon

Michael Phelps on tonight at SNL, eeee~! ♥

THERE'S GONNA BE NEW GIRLS-NEXT-DOOR EPISODES ON OCTOBER, I WONDER IF THEY WILL MAKE AN EPISODE OUT OF THE TIME THEY WENT TO SEE KISS AND IF I'LL SHOW UP omg that would be so funny AHAHAH THAT CONCERT WAS ACE and lol i saw them in person lolol UNEXPECTED CAMEO, GET! /screamed at a random camera;;;

that's all i have to say for now? --AHAHAH, HIRUMA SAID "stinky pre-cum" LOLOL HE TOLD MUSASHI TOO LOLOL /dies

i-innuendo in my shonen manga. AWESOME AHAHAH~ (okay, it wasn't really innuendo, but just the fact HE SAID IT makes it funny, okay?!)

s-so, yeah, uhh-- stalk me with creepy comments? IF YOU WANT, I MEAN;; 8D

EDIT: oh yeah, i forgot to mention-- remember how I hacked off my hair and wanted to donate it to cancer patients? well, I THOUGHT i donated it to cancer patients-- turns out the guy I gave it to who had connections in there DIDN'T turn it in and gave it back because, apparently, IT HAD A HIGH PROBABILITY OF BEING A SCAM. So I was left heart-broken and sad-- THERE GO MY GOOD INTENTIONS, RETURNED TO ME LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE-- and my mom comes around all "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD".

Well, since she IS the woman who gave birth to me (also i was tired of telling her "BUT YOU HAVE HAIR, THEY DON'T" and what was the point now, really), I went ahead and GAVE HER MY HAIR.

SHE IS NOW WEARING IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO WEIRD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

s-she also dyed her hair to match my color, so it's even WEIRDER, AAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S LIKE MY HAIR ABANDONED ME TO INHABIT HER HEAD

WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY;;;

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