mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])
I GOTTA GET OFF THE COMPUTER BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHARE:

my conscience got the better of me so I cut this, BE GRATEFUL, JERKS )

hi my name is maria: i am insane.
mammaria: (DO NOT WAAANT[yaya])
LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

in which i am a moron LOL stupid convo LOL )

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY [livejournal.com profile] igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

ME ME ME ME MEME ABOUT ME do not want )

I tag [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma, [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), [livejournal.com profile] kanae_harlem, [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] vexnet, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] jazalove, [livejournal.com profile] soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd



ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
✿ THE __ CHARACTER ✿


YES ANOTHER ONE

also i am watching the Chargers play and I have decided I HATE MANNING /SHRIEKS /sobs

also MY FIRST DREAM OF THE YEAR INVOLVED ALIENS, TRUCKS, JURASSIC PARK RIP OFF, A GUY ATTEMPTING MURDER ON ANOTHER MAN

kljfdlkda fucking weiiiird;;; also apparently my brother dreamt of a demon D8

LOL WTF;;;;

also also WELCOME TO [livejournal.com profile] insane_duckfish!!! HI DEAR, SUP my intro here, contact post here IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED~♥

---KLJDSLJKSDKLJ CHARGERS FIRST DOWN LJDSLKJSDLKJSD /FLIPS A SHIT

C'MON THERE'S FOUR MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK, FOURTH DOWN, ALL YOU NEED IS A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN TO WIN GO GO GO GO GO GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
/heart attack /crazy girl is crazy

--SHIT INCOMPLETE PASS FUCK time out OH GOD MY HEART AAAA /SHRIEKS AGAIN

edit: OVERTIME WHY oh m-my heart kljfd like a new game kljfda
edit 2: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OMG OMFG
edit 3: /HYSTERIC /WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED /WHAT WHAT OMG YES AAAAAAAAAA
edit 4: oh god please please please i can't take it anymore SCORE ALREADY I AM FUCKING DYING
edit 5: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FSDKLJFKLSJDAJDS I CAN"TTYPEHFSAJLFDKSA HWWEE WONFDNDS


WE FUCKING WON
fajklfdklf so hpapyfoafdsjkfjhican'tohogodiamsohappyfdcjklhfsdkl
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥


OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY
mammaria: (just like your momma![bulma])
FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP-- oh my god something meowed outside my SECOND STORY window. /what

..or was that my stomach. (huh)

ANYWAY! WELCOME, NEW BUDDIES FROM THAT ONE MEME; [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] milkfed, [livejournal.com profile] tyrannicalalien, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] projection, [livejournal.com profile] sweeter, [livejournal.com profile] catalysis, [livejournal.com profile] radarsparks, and [livejournal.com profile] jazalove! YES I AM NAME DROPPING this is a call out to all of you, since i just realized i share friends with some of you HAHAH;; SWEET NIBBLETS! (i have no idea what i am saying anymore) also i'd like to say i am not usually like this, but I AM. /CRAI

{ps thank you for not running away from me when i approached you, also THANKS TO THOSE TO RECC-ED ME SOME PEOPLE and pimped me in turn HAHAH lol i got pimped lol OH SHUCKS ILU /maidenly blush)

s-sob ANYWAY, moving on from my failRAMBLINGS, i have made a CONTACT POST for this new occassion. I AM GENEROUS, PRAISE ME. /PREENS (also because it was about damn time, amirite lol;;) IF I DON'T HAVE YOUR DIGITS-- uuuh, info-- uuuh, STUFF, then please2bdropping me a line? THANK YOU. ♥ (and YES, the title is from Kim Possible, Arielle. SO?! /lolwhat)

Oh yeah, HI I AM MARIA, NICE TO MEET YOOOU~~~ /late /wtf self HAHA

uuuh let's see what else... AH, YES! My intro post can be found HERE, in case ANYONE CARES-- i edited a bit and stuff! C8 ALSO FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A TESTIMONIAL AT ANY TIME-- yes this is directed towards ALL of my flist. /peers at you with LAZER EYES AAAA /loves you all ♥

OH OH AND GUYS. GUYS. LOOKIT WHAT I ADDED TO MY PROFILE ISN'T IT CUTE EEEEE kljfds /HUGS SCREEN TO DEATH ILU JILL TY FOR TELLING ME WHERE TO GET IT ♥

oh yeah i have a weakness for cute things. AND BRIGHT COLORS if you... hadn't noticed by looking around my journal kjfajd;;; I SHOULD ADD THAT TO MY INTRO! /goes to do so

i guess that's all? OH OH AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR RECC-ING ME AND PIMPING ALL THAT MUSIC AT ME LAST POST ilu forever eeee~*~*~ /DAZZLES YOU! feel free to spam me with music there any time, k? C8 C8 /shameless /greedy

LOL OKAY that's all i gotta say-- wow i talk a lot, don't i. ..I'M KINDA NUTS, AREN'T I-- oh well. If I have't scared ya away yet, see ya around~!! C8

(ps [livejournal.com profile] cory1313: you, me, and the mall tomorrowtoday. i seriously need to go out too and FUCK I CRAVE CHINESE AGAIN sob.) /done
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
slam!
my thread


Tell me what you think, dolls? BE FABULOUS, OKAY~*~*~? (am i setting myself up for fail, i wonder)

8|

IN OTHER NEWS: i think i flunked my test today.

...../EXTREME WOE!!!1!!

♫ CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
YOU'RE STUPID AND OLD
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
YOU PERVERTED LOUSE
YOU'RE WRONG WHEN IT'S RIGHT
HELL YEAH I CAN RHYME
I CHANGED THIS WHOLE SONG
YOU PEDO, EXPLODE

you don't reaaally wanna heeear me siiiing~!
i can make your eeeardruuums bleeed~!

'CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
you're mostly just no
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ♫

(this song is not aimed at anyone in particular. IT'S MY INTERPRETATION, OKAY?!)

gooood, i'm booored. i feel like i should be doing something... (WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING~?! ♪) Mmmm... nope! Can't think of anything!

Anyway, STAY FIERCE, DARLINGS~! ♕

oh yeah, i need pro runway icons... brb getting some, lol

ps: YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD~ YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MENO~ ♩
mammaria: (NYA HA HA ROCK ON[longchamp])
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] gajillion!!!!


ILU you're so nice AND HAPPY and nicely HAPPY and i hope you have a WONDERFUL, KICK ASS ELEPHANT-FILLED DAY and stuff PENGUIN! Srsly though have a good one IS IT MY wishful thinking IMAGINATION OR ARE YOU LEGAL NOW lolol legality LOLOL YOU CAN OFFICIALLY BE ALIVE NOW no wait what am i saying HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE JILL what do you want as a present? 8D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU BELONG IN A ZOO, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY, AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO-- and many mooore~!!! ♥

...wait, i think i did that wrong;;;

♥! happy birthdaaaay~~~

EDIT: IT was MY IMAGINATION-- HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, JILL~!!! H-how embarrasing~ JILL IS SO MATURE, I ADDED YEARS TO HER AGE UNCONSCIOUSLY;;; yes, that's totally what happened-- ILUUUU :'D ♥

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