mammaria: (AWESOME![lilyallen])
(re)KNOW YOUR F-LIST MEME!

CHARACTER MIRROR MEME


MAN WHY DO I LOVE MEMES SO MUCH ALDSKDS

bbl shower ;) /gtfo
mammaria: (PANTS[thelonelyisland])


CAN'T STOP JAMMING TO THIS i'll just leave it here


S-SUP

SUDDENLY BILL O'REILLY IS HIP

ps the report card meme
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥


OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY
mammaria: (just like your momma![bulma])
FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP-- oh my god something meowed outside my SECOND STORY window. /what

..or was that my stomach. (huh)

ANYWAY! WELCOME, NEW BUDDIES FROM THAT ONE MEME; [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] milkfed, [livejournal.com profile] tyrannicalalien, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] projection, [livejournal.com profile] sweeter, [livejournal.com profile] catalysis, [livejournal.com profile] radarsparks, and [livejournal.com profile] jazalove! YES I AM NAME DROPPING this is a call out to all of you, since i just realized i share friends with some of you HAHAH;; SWEET NIBBLETS! (i have no idea what i am saying anymore) also i'd like to say i am not usually like this, but I AM. /CRAI

{ps thank you for not running away from me when i approached you, also THANKS TO THOSE TO RECC-ED ME SOME PEOPLE and pimped me in turn HAHAH lol i got pimped lol OH SHUCKS ILU /maidenly blush)

s-sob ANYWAY, moving on from my failRAMBLINGS, i have made a CONTACT POST for this new occassion. I AM GENEROUS, PRAISE ME. /PREENS (also because it was about damn time, amirite lol;;) IF I DON'T HAVE YOUR DIGITS-- uuuh, info-- uuuh, STUFF, then please2bdropping me a line? THANK YOU. ♥ (and YES, the title is from Kim Possible, Arielle. SO?! /lolwhat)

Oh yeah, HI I AM MARIA, NICE TO MEET YOOOU~~~ /late /wtf self HAHA

uuuh let's see what else... AH, YES! My intro post can be found HERE, in case ANYONE CARES-- i edited a bit and stuff! C8 ALSO FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A TESTIMONIAL AT ANY TIME-- yes this is directed towards ALL of my flist. /peers at you with LAZER EYES AAAA /loves you all ♥

OH OH AND GUYS. GUYS. LOOKIT WHAT I ADDED TO MY PROFILE ISN'T IT CUTE EEEEE kljfds /HUGS SCREEN TO DEATH ILU JILL TY FOR TELLING ME WHERE TO GET IT ♥

oh yeah i have a weakness for cute things. AND BRIGHT COLORS if you... hadn't noticed by looking around my journal kjfajd;;; I SHOULD ADD THAT TO MY INTRO! /goes to do so

i guess that's all? OH OH AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR RECC-ING ME AND PIMPING ALL THAT MUSIC AT ME LAST POST ilu forever eeee~*~*~ /DAZZLES YOU! feel free to spam me with music there any time, k? C8 C8 /shameless /greedy

LOL OKAY that's all i gotta say-- wow i talk a lot, don't i. ..I'M KINDA NUTS, AREN'T I-- oh well. If I have't scared ya away yet, see ya around~!! C8

(ps [livejournal.com profile] cory1313: you, me, and the mall tomorrowtoday. i seriously need to go out too and FUCK I CRAVE CHINESE AGAIN sob.) /done
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
LOL ENTRY 69 LOL LOL LOL /mature

title. read it.

/crais

STOLEN FROM EVERYONE:

LET'S RING IN SOME
HONESTY
WITH THE NEW YEAR
THE MEME




WHAT MEMBER OF MY PARTY ARE YOU? MEME



THAT IS ALL. /goes to do yours /HAHAH NAUGHTY ♥ /lol idfk dude;;;
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])


MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!


ps welcome to [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop, [livejournal.com profile] hymenchan, and [livejournal.com profile] sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥


OH ALSO I AM [livejournal.com profile] the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
mammaria: (NO FUCKING WAY[rima])
pssh cory (12:10:48 AM): DONT LIE
pssh cory (12:10:53 AM): YOU DO SWING THAT WAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:00 AM): i do NOT
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:02 AM): /gasp
pssh cory (12:11:10 AM): YEAH YOU DIE
pssh cory (12:11:12 AM): DO*
pssh cory (12:11:18 AM): LMAO FREUDIAN SLIP
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:22 AM): WTF

ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:24 AM): I WAS LIKE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:26 AM): WTF
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:27 AM): OH OKAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:36 AM): SO I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, SO I MUST DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:37 AM): ?
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:40 AM): I SEE HOW IT IS
pssh cory (12:11:43 AM): AHAAHHAHAH YES
pssh cory (12:11:49 AM): BE ASSIMILATED OR DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:55 AM): brb posting your gayness on lj
pssh cory (12:12:32 AM): LMAO
pssh cory (12:12:34 AM): OKAY
pssh cory (12:12:38 AM): ILY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:15:01 AM): see, that just reinforces it 8')
pssh cory (12:15:14 AM): YES I KNOW
pssh cory (12:15:23 AM): /puts on rainbow t-shirt

WHAT A FAG. (that is all)

omg, save me from the raging lesbo;;;;

(hi this post is an invitation for spam?!?!?)

EDIT: THERE'S YOUR TAG god such a peti woman;; can't monopolize my affections, SRY2SAY HAH /what
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
VOICE POST MEME

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that.

POST 1 & POST 2


hi so i am an idiot and posted the voice post to the wrong journal. also in the middle of the first one i started freaking out cuz a bug landed on me. ALSO ALSO lj bitch cut me off, so have two 5 minute and 8 second posts with me babbling and getting cut off in the end while saying good bye. WHATEVER, IT MAKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH. /GOES TO HIDE UNDER A ROCK

SOB SORRY IF YOU STILL HAD MY OLD JOURNAL FRIENDED SOB SORRY SORRY /dies

watch, no one listens to them /woes retardedly /moron /lol

--THAT BUG FUCKING BIT ME /okay done

[changed to public because it's public on the other one, anyway;;;]
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
I... meant to pimp this earlier but... i sort of... fellasleepsittinguponbedinfrontonmylaptopfaklsdf;;;;

SOB NOW I AM ALL SORE SOB SOB.

ANYWAY, HERE YO GO:
THE ADVICE MEME

a-advice me? ow ow ow i ache like a klasj ow ow OKAY IT IS SEVEN AM, CLEARLY TOO EARLY FOR THIS /goes back to sleep

--oh i realize i missed two(?) days of the happiness meme-- SORRY, I SHALL GET TO THOSE WHEN I WAKE UP

...now if i could only find my memory card... /hopeless

yes, the only purpose of me waking up right now was to pimp this /sigh /wtf ik
mammaria: (fancy a drag?{katyperry])
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

EPIC RESULTS ARE EPICLY ABSTRACT )

also also BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH:

IN WHICH ARI AND I DISCUSS JILL'S STREET CRED, FUCK YEAH )

JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, YO.

--also one of my mom's employees just got sent to jail for selling drugs. he was arrested at our place (our bar).



/RELEVANT?!?!?!
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
slam!
my thread


Tell me what you think, dolls? BE FABULOUS, OKAY~*~*~? (am i setting myself up for fail, i wonder)

8|

IN OTHER NEWS: i think i flunked my test today.

...../EXTREME WOE!!!1!!

♫ CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
YOU'RE STUPID AND OLD
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
YOU PERVERTED LOUSE
YOU'RE WRONG WHEN IT'S RIGHT
HELL YEAH I CAN RHYME
I CHANGED THIS WHOLE SONG
YOU PEDO, EXPLODE

you don't reaaally wanna heeear me siiiing~!
i can make your eeeardruuums bleeed~!

'CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
you're mostly just no
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ♫

(this song is not aimed at anyone in particular. IT'S MY INTERPRETATION, OKAY?!)

gooood, i'm booored. i feel like i should be doing something... (WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING~?! ♪) Mmmm... nope! Can't think of anything!

Anyway, STAY FIERCE, DARLINGS~! ♕

oh yeah, i need pro runway icons... brb getting some, lol

ps: YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD~ YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MENO~ ♩

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