mammaria: (Boys;;[justintimberlake])
...LMAO THAT TITLE IS HORRIBLE. also i am too busy being a pervert as France right now (LKJASDLKASDJ SHUT UP) but have a meme~~~

the dating sim meme ✭


BECAUSE I LOVE MEMES. YES I DO-- disabled because i will make another post later LMAO;; /dies

PS ILU ♥

Edit: LMAO WHAT HAHAH I LOVE COHOS
mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
oh god, my stomach.

ow. ow. ow ow ow. what the hell did i eat that fucked me up lfjksd IT WAS PROBABLY THAT BURGER FUCK YOU JACK IN THE BOX, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE

/crai moar

uuungh, so yeah, i feel like i haven't updated in a while (LMAO I GOT USED TO UPDATING EVERY DAY) and i feel like i have been sort of absent on lj/the internet and I AM SORRY for that, shall get to commenting more & stuff.. when i feel better ow what the fuck i slept all day just to avoide the pain and i only woke up to do other things and ow. /hasn't been online /GASP

anyway, i hope this virus leaves me. :| because it is getting on my nerves and interfered with my life meaning i didn't do what i was supposed to do saturday so i have to do it today (it's 4:30 am) and GD IT, i just wanted to go shopping to San Diego. ;w;

/RAGES MORE /OW /OKAY SHUTTING UP l-lmao

SO YES THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS "SORRY" LOL i... am not this absent usually, i swear, and if i am I WILL STOP. PROMISE. because all i want to do is be an awesome friend. >:

>:

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I skyped with [livejournal.com profile] feudal, [livejournal.com profile] ecoliers, & [livejournal.com profile] facets yesterday and IT WAS SO MUCH FUN HAHA let's do it again sometime ps MY NAME IS NOT MARA, yes ♥

(GIANT PENIS HEAD BUG THING, DO NOW WAAANT /dies)

also also [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 GAVE ME THE LADY GAGA CD /SHRIEKS WITH JOY l-lol b-day present two months late but IT IS OKAY i do this too and shall do it too. /woes /happy ♥! so yes SHE IS AWESOME we had a LULTAZTIC CONVO that day, i shall share when i am not feeling so much like crap. /stains your carpet

...wtf was that last line HAHA I AM SO GROSS HAHA oh god maybe i should go back to sleep. /does so

ilu all ♥

ps i just realized my title is kinda... suggestive... /DIES /HIDES UNDER ROCK

edit: I think I have a fever. I'm sorry, mom. Thanks to everyone for all the kind comments you've ever given me. I always appreciate them a lot.
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥


OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY
mammaria: (just like your momma![bulma])
FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP-- oh my god something meowed outside my SECOND STORY window. /what

..or was that my stomach. (huh)

ANYWAY! WELCOME, NEW BUDDIES FROM THAT ONE MEME; [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] milkfed, [livejournal.com profile] tyrannicalalien, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] projection, [livejournal.com profile] sweeter, [livejournal.com profile] catalysis, [livejournal.com profile] radarsparks, and [livejournal.com profile] jazalove! YES I AM NAME DROPPING this is a call out to all of you, since i just realized i share friends with some of you HAHAH;; SWEET NIBBLETS! (i have no idea what i am saying anymore) also i'd like to say i am not usually like this, but I AM. /CRAI

{ps thank you for not running away from me when i approached you, also THANKS TO THOSE TO RECC-ED ME SOME PEOPLE and pimped me in turn HAHAH lol i got pimped lol OH SHUCKS ILU /maidenly blush)

s-sob ANYWAY, moving on from my failRAMBLINGS, i have made a CONTACT POST for this new occassion. I AM GENEROUS, PRAISE ME. /PREENS (also because it was about damn time, amirite lol;;) IF I DON'T HAVE YOUR DIGITS-- uuuh, info-- uuuh, STUFF, then please2bdropping me a line? THANK YOU. ♥ (and YES, the title is from Kim Possible, Arielle. SO?! /lolwhat)

Oh yeah, HI I AM MARIA, NICE TO MEET YOOOU~~~ /late /wtf self HAHA

uuuh let's see what else... AH, YES! My intro post can be found HERE, in case ANYONE CARES-- i edited a bit and stuff! C8 ALSO FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A TESTIMONIAL AT ANY TIME-- yes this is directed towards ALL of my flist. /peers at you with LAZER EYES AAAA /loves you all ♥

OH OH AND GUYS. GUYS. LOOKIT WHAT I ADDED TO MY PROFILE ISN'T IT CUTE EEEEE kljfds /HUGS SCREEN TO DEATH ILU JILL TY FOR TELLING ME WHERE TO GET IT ♥

oh yeah i have a weakness for cute things. AND BRIGHT COLORS if you... hadn't noticed by looking around my journal kjfajd;;; I SHOULD ADD THAT TO MY INTRO! /goes to do so

i guess that's all? OH OH AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR RECC-ING ME AND PIMPING ALL THAT MUSIC AT ME LAST POST ilu forever eeee~*~*~ /DAZZLES YOU! feel free to spam me with music there any time, k? C8 C8 /shameless /greedy

LOL OKAY that's all i gotta say-- wow i talk a lot, don't i. ..I'M KINDA NUTS, AREN'T I-- oh well. If I have't scared ya away yet, see ya around~!! C8

(ps [livejournal.com profile] cory1313: you, me, and the mall tomorrowtoday. i seriously need to go out too and FUCK I CRAVE CHINESE AGAIN sob.) /done
mammaria: (spin that record babe[ladygaga])
OKAY SO HAVE ANOTHER ONE- wow i curse a lot, maybe i should change this journal to "may contain adult themes or sth";;;

... /looks through her entries

.....YEAH DEFINITELY DOING THAT OFKJSAL

have it, wankers~ ♥ (and i mean that in the NICEST WAY C8)

recommend your friends!

first time doing one of these-- REC ME SOME PEOPLE plz~? i like new friiiiends~ /lonely /unpopular /wait what

ALSO JUST SO I DON'T DISABLE THIS SHIT and because I crave some:

REC ME MUSIC, GUYS? PLEASE~

i like everything. i'm not even kidding ljfdka.

THAT IS ALL~~~ /wanders the world forever

NO WAIT, ONE MORE THING-- thank you all for the kind comments on the other meme~ klfjksd thank yooou I FEEL SO TOUCHED and i love you. ♥ ALSO I AM WORKING ON A CONTACT POST because i think it'd be a good thing to have and I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO YOU. C8 okay, bai bai~*~*~

edit: ALSO, [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME. LAIN, I am calling you Lain now, YOU GET YOUR OWN TAG ♥

also this post shall remain open FOREVER so you can spam me any time you want HAHAH /always open to music
mammaria: (come prance with me![puppy])
OH SHIT I MISSED ONE HAPPINESS MEME DAY-- i will just combine it with my next one.


My Personality
Neuroticism
6
Extraversion
81
Openness to Experience
90
Agreeableness
36
Conscientiousness
28
You are a calm person who is considered almost fearless by some, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible, however you are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. You are a reasonably organized person and like to have a certain amount of routine in your life.

Take a personality tests now or view the full Personality Report.

Warm sheepskin whooga boots for cozy toes



HI I AM A WEIRDO

now on to the real reason for this post:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] ebolashock

ILU REEEEEI~*~*~* WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOOOU? I HOPE YOU HAVE/HAD A WONDERFUL DAY (AND LIFE)~!!!!

you old person you

I MEAN

/LOVES

...okay back to workng on your drawings HAHAHAH DLJASKD /DIES
mammaria: (lemme give you some love[ipin])


hi my favorite people are in this, they deserve love. ♥ GIVE IT TO THEM, give it to your favorite people too! LOVE MEMES ARE WONDERFUL! (why so faggy;;)

ALSO ALSO DUUUUDES!!!! HERE IS MAI LIST OF PEOPLE GETTING CHRISTMAS CARDS, sign up if you haven't? (link is there!) if you don't sign up, i'll be sending you an E-CARD ANYWAY so you don't escape me. 8( (WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING PRETTIER?)

lol don't you just love how i beg you to let me send you cards /pathetic

OKAY SO THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST

UUUUM

ILU BAI ♥ /RUNS AWAY SUDDENLY!!!
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
SLIGHTLY LATE (like an HOUR, at least but--)

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY,

[livejournal.com profile] roomofawakening!!!


YOU BETTER HAVE HAD AN AWESOME ONE, XY i mean it's the day after elections HOW COULD YOU NOT, AMIRITE how old are you now anyway you old old person YOU ARE NOW EVEN OLDER we are all decaying flesh matter BUT YOU ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN ALL OF US BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY well, it was YES ♥

GIFT REQUESTS? (also i feel like a materialistic wench for always asking this, but GET ANY COOL GIFTS~? also what'd you do? 8D)

here's to many more, dahling~! /toasts to you

YEAH, I AM SLEEPY AND THAT MAKES ME WEIRD.

in other news, NATHAN WON TOP DESIGN, YES I AM SO HAPPY ♥, helping people gives me a nice and warm feeling, and PERSONAL SPACE, DAMN IT

's all.

GOTTA GO, MOM IS COMPLAINING EEEEEEEE BAI
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])
It's finally the 29th here in Cali (18 past 12! 8D), so I can now declare:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] ironicbonds!!!


♥!! You're an awesome person, Annngg-- AND YOUR ACCENT SOUNDS BRITISH how sexy is that lol IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY yeah I think I do IT WAS AWESOME 8D I hope you have (had?) a wonderful day & you get lots of presents ANY REQUESTS god I owe so many people presents ANYWAY ILUUUUU ♥ you're so old nooow, omggg AHAHAHA I kid~ BY THE WAY, GAME 8)

HAVE A GOOD ONE~! Stay real~ DON'T TURN INTO A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION AAAAA

Lotsa love! ♥

edit: wtffff I thought I disabled this;;, oops lol
mammaria: (NYA HA HA ROCK ON[longchamp])
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] intimidate!


It's still September 15 so I'm totally not late. >:|

YOU'RE AWESOMELY COOL and I hope you had a great day~ 8) WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE AS A PRESENT send me a pm with your answer, ok~? ♥ HAPPY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTH such a joyous event eeeee I HOPE YOU HAVE MANY MORE also we should totally talk/hang more, aite? 8D

LOTSA LOVE TO YOU, DEAR~ ♥ I wish you all the best!

8D
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
I FINALLY SAW THE DARK KNIGHT!!!


8D

...yes, i know, in before "LOL, SO LATE, MARIA, YOU DUMBASS;;"

WHATEVER, I finally saw it, and it was EVERYTHING I expected it to be and more and I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER, WHY THE HELL DID I TAKE SO LONG TO SEE IT?! ♥♥♥ ..oh, yes, because Mom made me wait to see it with her--

SPEAKING OF HER:

I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE COMPLAINT. And it was her;; She kept ASKING ME QUESTIONS during the movie, AT INTERESTING PARTS (during the ENDING even, oh god WHY) so that it got to the point that my bro and I both turn to her and in a synchronized fashion went "SHHH!! QUIEEET!!!" or something like that, which actually made her go into semi-shock I think, lol;; THEN, during the end of the movie, when I was explaining to her that "yes, I love you, I love going to the movies with her, but would you PLEASE not talk during my movie?!" she declared that she had found it too "DARK" and therefore didn't like it.

...TO WHICH I WENT "YOU HAVE NO TASTE, THEN. >:|"

lolol she actually liked it better as the Batman depicted in that one TV show with Adam West instead of the grim, dark Batman that the creators made. WIKI THAT SHIT, Batman killed criminals without remorse in the first strips. WIKI IIIIT~~~

honestly, though, i think she LIKED IT, she just was sore that my brother and I shushed her;;; OH, MOM, lololol;;;

SO TL;DR-- I fucking loved The Dark Knight, Mom is funny, THE BATMAN LIVES IN MY PANTIES. (okay, I'm totally lying)

On another note, thank you all so much for all your nice comments in that last meme!! ♥ D'aaaaw, thank you guys, ILU~~~ I HONESTLY WISH I COULD HAVE REPLIED TO ALL OF THEM but oops, entry exceeded limit of posts, oops ahahah;;

Also I missed posting anon at some people's comments because of that. ): THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU, THOUGH, because I totally do. ♥ You guys all rock in your own very unique way. SERIOUSLY~~ 8D C'MON, GROUP HUG, EVERYONE!!!

/group hug

I love my flist. and because I do, I have this message for you!



be happy~ ♥ >8D
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])
Pass a Secret Note Meme

I thought, hey! why not?! /follows bandwagon

Michael Phelps on tonight at SNL, eeee~! ♥

THERE'S GONNA BE NEW GIRLS-NEXT-DOOR EPISODES ON OCTOBER, I WONDER IF THEY WILL MAKE AN EPISODE OUT OF THE TIME THEY WENT TO SEE KISS AND IF I'LL SHOW UP omg that would be so funny AHAHAH THAT CONCERT WAS ACE and lol i saw them in person lolol UNEXPECTED CAMEO, GET! /screamed at a random camera;;;

that's all i have to say for now? --AHAHAH, HIRUMA SAID "stinky pre-cum" LOLOL HE TOLD MUSASHI TOO LOLOL /dies

i-innuendo in my shonen manga. AWESOME AHAHAH~ (okay, it wasn't really innuendo, but just the fact HE SAID IT makes it funny, okay?!)

s-so, yeah, uhh-- stalk me with creepy comments? IF YOU WANT, I MEAN;; 8D

EDIT: oh yeah, i forgot to mention-- remember how I hacked off my hair and wanted to donate it to cancer patients? well, I THOUGHT i donated it to cancer patients-- turns out the guy I gave it to who had connections in there DIDN'T turn it in and gave it back because, apparently, IT HAD A HIGH PROBABILITY OF BEING A SCAM. So I was left heart-broken and sad-- THERE GO MY GOOD INTENTIONS, RETURNED TO ME LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE-- and my mom comes around all "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD".

Well, since she IS the woman who gave birth to me (also i was tired of telling her "BUT YOU HAVE HAIR, THEY DON'T" and what was the point now, really), I went ahead and GAVE HER MY HAIR.

SHE IS NOW WEARING IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO WEIRD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

s-she also dyed her hair to match my color, so it's even WEIRDER, AAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S LIKE MY HAIR ABANDONED ME TO INHABIT HER HEAD

WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY;;;
mammaria: (NYA HA HA ROCK ON[longchamp])
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] gajillion!!!!


ILU you're so nice AND HAPPY and nicely HAPPY and i hope you have a WONDERFUL, KICK ASS ELEPHANT-FILLED DAY and stuff PENGUIN! Srsly though have a good one IS IT MY wishful thinking IMAGINATION OR ARE YOU LEGAL NOW lolol legality LOLOL YOU CAN OFFICIALLY BE ALIVE NOW no wait what am i saying HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE JILL what do you want as a present? 8D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU BELONG IN A ZOO, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY, AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO-- and many mooore~!!! ♥

...wait, i think i did that wrong;;;

♥! happy birthdaaaay~~~

EDIT: IT was MY IMAGINATION-- HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, JILL~!!! H-how embarrasing~ JILL IS SO MATURE, I ADDED YEARS TO HER AGE UNCONSCIOUSLY;;; yes, that's totally what happened-- ILUUUU :'D ♥
mammaria: (never gonna give you up![raimei])
to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] ephemeralize:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADE!


ilu ilu you're an ACE person & stuff THIS IS A LITTLE LATE kinda except not really I SENT YOU A TEXT tell your dad i say sorry, now he is probably gonna hate me too sob WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? hope you had an awesome day because you're really a nice person 8D ADE IS A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES but she's really just a softie, d'awww ♥ also i really like you and you're a great friend so i really, really hope you had a wonderful birthday, and that you have many more

MANY MORE >8)

but seriously, I'm sorry i woke up your dad )': i just fail like that :'D SORRY SORRY & what do you want for your b-daaaay

love you ♥


HAVE A SAPPY MESSAGE because i am a sap :')
/done embarrassing you
mammaria: (NYA HA HA ROCK ON[longchamp])
HAPPY B-DAY,
LORE

HAPPY B-DAY,
MIRU

LOVE YOU BOTH

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