mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (LOL HAVE MY JUICE~*~*~[random])
i ship it


/IS ALL OVER THE GODDAMN INTERNET

ALSO!

ARI WRITE ME THE BEST THREE-SOME EVEEERRRRRRR


THERE I DID MY PART, NOW YOU DO YOURS SOB SOB ;w;

e-everyone... please don't judge me...

/WRIST

EDIT: PLEASE TELL ME I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW LJADSLK )

..instead of lj cut i almost wrote "lj cute" LKASDJKALSD WHAT
mammaria: (it makes me smile[lilyallen])
OH MY GOD I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE fljasdkl

so my internet died for the entirety of yesterday and i had to call the ATT people. and I did, except then they asked me if I was my mom, and I said "no", and they were like "LOL WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU THEN, BAI" leaving me confused and frustrated and basically wtf;;

SO THEN MY MOM CALLS THEM TODAY and then they started telling her stuff and she is like "UUUH IDK WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK, TALK TO MY DAUGHTER" so I do, except it was food time and so I spent like ten-fifteen minutes fixing my whatever and then MY FOOD GOT COLD. /SCREAM OF HORROR

LOL and I bought bad bread for the hot dogs. ): /dumb BUT BUT! at least now I know what to do if this ever happens so I DON'T HAVE TO CAAAALL and and I have internet again~! /REJOICES

PEOPLE I OWE YOU A VOICE POST! (you know who you are ♥)

BUT YES MEMES! HAVE THEM what a way to welcome me back, lj, iluuuu ♥

THE ASSOCIATION MEME
MY THREAD


≤ polarization ≥
+\-the positive/negative attractions meme -/+


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


SO... MANY.. MEMES... brb spamming you with hateful anon commentsMY LOVE yes (:

edit: L-LOL, pimped that first meme wrong oops flkajsdklfskjldf SHUT UP
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
FLIST, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

A certain someone is COLOR-BLIND and doesn't get that MY DARLING EDWARD is SO pink.

image behind cut!!! )
the cutie on the bed with the baseball cap and the green shirt. yes, that's my Edward Cullen.

SO PLEASE ENLIGHTEN MY FRIEND BY VOTING:

[Poll #1334232]

giiiirl, you so color-bliiiiind~ /snaps fingers

SOB MY TABLO DIED SO I HAD TO MAKE EDWARD-CHANS /mourns forever
mammaria: (Boys;;[justintimberlake])
...LMAO THAT TITLE IS HORRIBLE. also i am too busy being a pervert as France right now (LKJASDLKASDJ SHUT UP) but have a meme~~~

the dating sim meme ✭


BECAUSE I LOVE MEMES. YES I DO-- disabled because i will make another post later LMAO;; /dies

PS ILU ♥

Edit: LMAO WHAT HAHAH I LOVE COHOS
mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
oh god, my stomach.

ow. ow. ow ow ow. what the hell did i eat that fucked me up lfjksd IT WAS PROBABLY THAT BURGER FUCK YOU JACK IN THE BOX, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE

/crai moar

uuungh, so yeah, i feel like i haven't updated in a while (LMAO I GOT USED TO UPDATING EVERY DAY) and i feel like i have been sort of absent on lj/the internet and I AM SORRY for that, shall get to commenting more & stuff.. when i feel better ow what the fuck i slept all day just to avoide the pain and i only woke up to do other things and ow. /hasn't been online /GASP

anyway, i hope this virus leaves me. :| because it is getting on my nerves and interfered with my life meaning i didn't do what i was supposed to do saturday so i have to do it today (it's 4:30 am) and GD IT, i just wanted to go shopping to San Diego. ;w;

/RAGES MORE /OW /OKAY SHUTTING UP l-lmao

SO YES THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS "SORRY" LOL i... am not this absent usually, i swear, and if i am I WILL STOP. PROMISE. because all i want to do is be an awesome friend. >:

>:

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I skyped with [livejournal.com profile] feudal, [livejournal.com profile] ecoliers, & [livejournal.com profile] facets yesterday and IT WAS SO MUCH FUN HAHA let's do it again sometime ps MY NAME IS NOT MARA, yes ♥

(GIANT PENIS HEAD BUG THING, DO NOW WAAANT /dies)

also also [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 GAVE ME THE LADY GAGA CD /SHRIEKS WITH JOY l-lol b-day present two months late but IT IS OKAY i do this too and shall do it too. /woes /happy ♥! so yes SHE IS AWESOME we had a LULTAZTIC CONVO that day, i shall share when i am not feeling so much like crap. /stains your carpet

...wtf was that last line HAHA I AM SO GROSS HAHA oh god maybe i should go back to sleep. /does so

ilu all ♥

ps i just realized my title is kinda... suggestive... /DIES /HIDES UNDER ROCK

edit: I think I have a fever. I'm sorry, mom. Thanks to everyone for all the kind comments you've ever given me. I always appreciate them a lot.
mammaria: (DO NOT WAAANT[yaya])
LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

in which i am a moron LOL stupid convo LOL )

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY [livejournal.com profile] igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

ME ME ME ME MEME ABOUT ME do not want )

I tag [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma, [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), [livejournal.com profile] kanae_harlem, [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] vexnet, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] jazalove, [livejournal.com profile] soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd



ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
✿ THE __ CHARACTER ✿


YES ANOTHER ONE

also i am watching the Chargers play and I have decided I HATE MANNING /SHRIEKS /sobs

also MY FIRST DREAM OF THE YEAR INVOLVED ALIENS, TRUCKS, JURASSIC PARK RIP OFF, A GUY ATTEMPTING MURDER ON ANOTHER MAN

kljfdlkda fucking weiiiird;;; also apparently my brother dreamt of a demon D8

LOL WTF;;;;

also also WELCOME TO [livejournal.com profile] insane_duckfish!!! HI DEAR, SUP my intro here, contact post here IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED~♥

---KLJDSLJKSDKLJ CHARGERS FIRST DOWN LJDSLKJSDLKJSD /FLIPS A SHIT

C'MON THERE'S FOUR MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK, FOURTH DOWN, ALL YOU NEED IS A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN TO WIN GO GO GO GO GO GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
/heart attack /crazy girl is crazy

--SHIT INCOMPLETE PASS FUCK time out OH GOD MY HEART AAAA /SHRIEKS AGAIN

edit: OVERTIME WHY oh m-my heart kljfd like a new game kljfda
edit 2: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OMG OMFG
edit 3: /HYSTERIC /WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED /WHAT WHAT OMG YES AAAAAAAAAA
edit 4: oh god please please please i can't take it anymore SCORE ALREADY I AM FUCKING DYING
edit 5: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FSDKLJFKLSJDAJDS I CAN"TTYPEHFSAJLFDKSA HWWEE WONFDNDS


WE FUCKING WON
fajklfdklf so hpapyfoafdsjkfjhican'tohogodiamsohappyfdcjklhfsdkl
mammaria: (AWESOME![lilyallen])
(re)KNOW YOUR F-LIST MEME!

CHARACTER MIRROR MEME


MAN WHY DO I LOVE MEMES SO MUCH ALDSKDS

bbl shower ;) /gtfo
mammaria: (PANTS[thelonelyisland])


CAN'T STOP JAMMING TO THIS i'll just leave it here


S-SUP

SUDDENLY BILL O'REILLY IS HIP

ps the report card meme
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
FAPTRAIN2009
❝GET ON TO GET OFF❞


LOOK [livejournal.com profile] projection, IT'S YOUR ICON ♥


/spams the shit right off it
.../adds Kat's tag HAHA
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
LOL ENTRY 69 LOL LOL LOL /mature

title. read it.

/crais

STOLEN FROM EVERYONE:

LET'S RING IN SOME
HONESTY
WITH THE NEW YEAR
THE MEME




WHAT MEMBER OF MY PARTY ARE YOU? MEME



THAT IS ALL. /goes to do yours /HAHAH NAUGHTY ♥ /lol idfk dude;;;
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])


MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!


ps welcome to [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop, [livejournal.com profile] hymenchan, and [livejournal.com profile] sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥


OH ALSO I AM [livejournal.com profile] the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
mammaria: (GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS[james])
❊ THE IT'S WINTER BREAK AND I'M BORED MEME ❊

LDSJ HI SUP

MORE SUBSTANTIAL POST LATER

IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF FANGIRLING AT MANGA/ANIME/YOU btw

YES I SAID YOU

OKAY BACK TO MICHIKO TO HATCHIN hi tess i am obedient 8')

ps it is awesome, GO WATCH IT
mammaria: (strike a pose- it's VOGUE[katyperry])
the give me anything meme

HIT ME. also sign up so i can return the favor~! ♥

EDIT: GUYS GUYS WTF IT IS

GLOBAL ORGASM DAY

I JUST READ THE REASONS AND

WTF WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

LKAJSD [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SUCH WEIRD THINGS LOL;;;; oh god /dies

EDIT 2: Maria (1:06:21 AM): i
Maria (1:06:22 AM): am
Jill (1:06:23 AM): god
Maria (1:06:23 AM): slow
Maria (1:06:30 AM): ...WHY JILL
Maria (1:06:36 AM): YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF ME
mammaria: (NO FUCKING WAY[rima])
pssh cory (12:10:48 AM): DONT LIE
pssh cory (12:10:53 AM): YOU DO SWING THAT WAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:00 AM): i do NOT
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:02 AM): /gasp
pssh cory (12:11:10 AM): YEAH YOU DIE
pssh cory (12:11:12 AM): DO*
pssh cory (12:11:18 AM): LMAO FREUDIAN SLIP
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:22 AM): WTF

ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:24 AM): I WAS LIKE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:26 AM): WTF
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:27 AM): OH OKAY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:36 AM): SO I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, SO I MUST DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:37 AM): ?
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:40 AM): I SEE HOW IT IS
pssh cory (12:11:43 AM): AHAAHHAHAH YES
pssh cory (12:11:49 AM): BE ASSIMILATED OR DIE
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:11:55 AM): brb posting your gayness on lj
pssh cory (12:12:32 AM): LMAO
pssh cory (12:12:34 AM): OKAY
pssh cory (12:12:38 AM): ILY
ReAlLyWeIrDgRl28 (12:15:01 AM): see, that just reinforces it 8')
pssh cory (12:15:14 AM): YES I KNOW
pssh cory (12:15:23 AM): /puts on rainbow t-shirt

WHAT A FAG. (that is all)

omg, save me from the raging lesbo;;;;

(hi this post is an invitation for spam?!?!?)

EDIT: THERE'S YOUR TAG god such a peti woman;; can't monopolize my affections, SRY2SAY HAH /what
mammaria: (FIERCEly biting you[katyperry])
wow i just realized, but i've been disabling my posts a lot.

WELL IT CAN BE EXPECTED WHEN ALL I DO IS PIMP MEMES ON THEM, RIGHT?!?!? flasdfj

...speaking of meme:

... PLAYED BY ...


/DIES

YEAH, COME TELL ME WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WILL PLAY ME, YEAH! /is bad with actors' & actresses' names /ironically wants to be one

also, so i won't disable this baby, and because I HAD TO, ANYWAY: (not that i didn't want to! jfklsd)

Here's DAY 7 & 8 of the HAPPINESS meme!

Things that made me happy this last weekend: (SOB SO LATE)
♡ settling things! (apparently it was a big misunderstanding hahaha) /CRYPTIC!
♡ lb. ridiculous chats are ridiculous and I LOVE THEM. C8
♡ screaming with my mom "PIPIIII" at each other from across the house. ("pipi" means "pee", btw-- yes, we are the epitome of maturity, SHUT UP)
♡ chocolate. period.
♡ HONESTLY? I ALREADY FORGOT LKJDSKL /short memory wtf

i am sure lots of things made me happy hahah WOW WHAT A WAY TO END THE MEME "i forgot what made me happy" fjald LOL EXTREME SUCKAGE--

oh wait, i remember one more!

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS BWAHAHAHA

okay done.

also technology hated me yesterday, but aim hated me today HAHAH /sigh

ALSO I WANT THAT CALENDAR WITH HOT PRIESTS shut up i'm not weird /dies
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
I... meant to pimp this earlier but... i sort of... fellasleepsittinguponbedinfrontonmylaptopfaklsdf;;;;

SOB NOW I AM ALL SORE SOB SOB.

ANYWAY, HERE YO GO:
THE ADVICE MEME

a-advice me? ow ow ow i ache like a klasj ow ow OKAY IT IS SEVEN AM, CLEARLY TOO EARLY FOR THIS /goes back to sleep

--oh i realize i missed two(?) days of the happiness meme-- SORRY, I SHALL GET TO THOSE WHEN I WAKE UP

...now if i could only find my memory card... /hopeless

yes, the only purpose of me waking up right now was to pimp this /sigh /wtf ik
mammaria: (fancy a drag?{katyperry])
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

EPIC RESULTS ARE EPICLY ABSTRACT )

also also BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH:

IN WHICH ARI AND I DISCUSS JILL'S STREET CRED, FUCK YEAH )

JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, YO.

--also one of my mom's employees just got sent to jail for selling drugs. he was arrested at our place (our bar).



/RELEVANT?!?!?!

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