mammaria: (AAAAAAAAA[leonidas])
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WITH YOUR ICONS~! )

PS My Valentinr - dazzlingmarajizz BECAUSE WHY NOT-- don't you just LOVE my link (: /IS SO CLASSY

EDIT 2: GUYS GUYS THIS IS BRILLIANT LASDK HAHAHAHAH-- o wait better yet--

-


THERE YOU GO
mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (france↔matching with anasyrma↔)
LMAO LMAO because like I mentioned, why not? (oh shit, watch me get spammed/trolled/etc alfsdj)

Comments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me, feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will ever know. Then post it in your own LJ.


COMMENTS SCREENED AND ANON because i felt like it, DON'T LISTEN TO [livejournal.com profile] eliminate THIS WAS ALL SECRETLY HER IDEA... YEAH. ANYWAY just in case someone is actually serious in their feelings for me HAHAH OR OR IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME ON A CRUSH YOU HAVE ON SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S COOL TOO ♥

knock yourselves out! :)

ps ip logging is off too because WHY NOT
mammaria: (it makes me smile[lilyallen])
OH MY GOD I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE fljasdkl

so my internet died for the entirety of yesterday and i had to call the ATT people. and I did, except then they asked me if I was my mom, and I said "no", and they were like "LOL WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU THEN, BAI" leaving me confused and frustrated and basically wtf;;

SO THEN MY MOM CALLS THEM TODAY and then they started telling her stuff and she is like "UUUH IDK WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK, TALK TO MY DAUGHTER" so I do, except it was food time and so I spent like ten-fifteen minutes fixing my whatever and then MY FOOD GOT COLD. /SCREAM OF HORROR

LOL and I bought bad bread for the hot dogs. ): /dumb BUT BUT! at least now I know what to do if this ever happens so I DON'T HAVE TO CAAAALL and and I have internet again~! /REJOICES

PEOPLE I OWE YOU A VOICE POST! (you know who you are ♥)

BUT YES MEMES! HAVE THEM what a way to welcome me back, lj, iluuuu ♥

THE ASSOCIATION MEME
MY THREAD


≤ polarization ≥
+\-the positive/negative attractions meme -/+


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


SO... MANY.. MEMES... brb spamming you with hateful anon commentsMY LOVE yes (:

edit: L-LOL, pimped that first meme wrong oops flkajsdklfskjldf SHUT UP
mammaria: (Boys;;[justintimberlake])
...LMAO THAT TITLE IS HORRIBLE. also i am too busy being a pervert as France right now (LKJASDLKASDJ SHUT UP) but have a meme~~~

the dating sim meme ✭


BECAUSE I LOVE MEMES. YES I DO-- disabled because i will make another post later LMAO;; /dies

PS ILU ♥

Edit: LMAO WHAT HAHAH I LOVE COHOS
mammaria: (DO NOT WAAANT[yaya])
LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

in which i am a moron LOL stupid convo LOL )

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY [livejournal.com profile] igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

ME ME ME ME MEME ABOUT ME do not want )

I tag [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma, [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), [livejournal.com profile] kanae_harlem, [livejournal.com profile] neneno, [livejournal.com profile] vexnet, [livejournal.com profile] lithographic, [livejournal.com profile] jazalove, [livejournal.com profile] soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd



ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
✿ THE __ CHARACTER ✿


YES ANOTHER ONE

also i am watching the Chargers play and I have decided I HATE MANNING /SHRIEKS /sobs

also MY FIRST DREAM OF THE YEAR INVOLVED ALIENS, TRUCKS, JURASSIC PARK RIP OFF, A GUY ATTEMPTING MURDER ON ANOTHER MAN

kljfdlkda fucking weiiiird;;; also apparently my brother dreamt of a demon D8

LOL WTF;;;;

also also WELCOME TO [livejournal.com profile] insane_duckfish!!! HI DEAR, SUP my intro here, contact post here IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED~♥

---KLJDSLJKSDKLJ CHARGERS FIRST DOWN LJDSLKJSDLKJSD /FLIPS A SHIT

C'MON THERE'S FOUR MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK, FOURTH DOWN, ALL YOU NEED IS A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN TO WIN GO GO GO GO GO GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
/heart attack /crazy girl is crazy

--SHIT INCOMPLETE PASS FUCK time out OH GOD MY HEART AAAA /SHRIEKS AGAIN

edit: OVERTIME WHY oh m-my heart kljfd like a new game kljfda
edit 2: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OMG OMFG
edit 3: /HYSTERIC /WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED /WHAT WHAT OMG YES AAAAAAAAAA
edit 4: oh god please please please i can't take it anymore SCORE ALREADY I AM FUCKING DYING
edit 5: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FSDKLJFKLSJDAJDS I CAN"TTYPEHFSAJLFDKSA HWWEE WONFDNDS


WE FUCKING WON
fajklfdklf so hpapyfoafdsjkfjhican'tohogodiamsohappyfdcjklhfsdkl
mammaria: (AWESOME![lilyallen])
(re)KNOW YOUR F-LIST MEME!

CHARACTER MIRROR MEME


MAN WHY DO I LOVE MEMES SO MUCH ALDSKDS

bbl shower ;) /gtfo
mammaria: (PANTS[thelonelyisland])


CAN'T STOP JAMMING TO THIS i'll just leave it here


S-SUP

SUDDENLY BILL O'REILLY IS HIP

ps the report card meme
mammaria: (JIZZED[thelonelyisland])
HI! Uh okay, so.. it's me again HAHAH;;; /spams ur flist /WITH LOVE

FIRST OF ALL, HI HI HI to new buddies [livejournal.com profile] gumi & [livejournal.com profile] resound! 'SUP, I AM MARIA the friendly neighborhood weirdo HERE IS MY INFO in case you are interested~ MY CONTACT POST IS HERE in case you are ALSO interested in it. (yes I know my contact post is kinda creepy;; I WANNA KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUUU i mean what /cries SHARE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH!)

speaking of contact post, can you guys who commented on it see my replies? /unsure I HOPE YOU CAN klfjsdklj /dies

Also also also! Since one of my new year's resolutions is to WRITE MOAR, BETCH (my inner self is so rude;;), HAVE THIS:


If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?

Anything meaning any kind of story (fan or original). Not saying it'll ever happen, but who knows what the muse might latch on to?



I BLATANTLY STOLE IT FROM [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma but i'm sure some of you have it too, HAHAH;; REQUEST, PLEASE? I've been in the mood to write write write since yesterday ♥ (also for those of you who requested drawings some time ago, I DID NOT FORGET i just need a memory card for my camera to share them ljfdjks)

okay that is all, thank yooou /hides under a rock
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
FAPTRAIN2009
❝GET ON TO GET OFF❞


LOOK [livejournal.com profile] projection, IT'S YOUR ICON ♥


/spams the shit right off it
.../adds Kat's tag HAHA
mammaria: (spin that record babe[ladygaga])
OKAY SO HAVE ANOTHER ONE- wow i curse a lot, maybe i should change this journal to "may contain adult themes or sth";;;

... /looks through her entries

.....YEAH DEFINITELY DOING THAT OFKJSAL

have it, wankers~ ♥ (and i mean that in the NICEST WAY C8)

recommend your friends!

first time doing one of these-- REC ME SOME PEOPLE plz~? i like new friiiiends~ /lonely /unpopular /wait what

ALSO JUST SO I DON'T DISABLE THIS SHIT and because I crave some:

REC ME MUSIC, GUYS? PLEASE~

i like everything. i'm not even kidding ljfdka.

THAT IS ALL~~~ /wanders the world forever

NO WAIT, ONE MORE THING-- thank you all for the kind comments on the other meme~ klfjksd thank yooou I FEEL SO TOUCHED and i love you. ♥ ALSO I AM WORKING ON A CONTACT POST because i think it'd be a good thing to have and I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO YOU. C8 okay, bai bai~*~*~

edit: ALSO, [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME. LAIN, I am calling you Lain now, YOU GET YOUR OWN TAG ♥

also this post shall remain open FOREVER so you can spam me any time you want HAHAH /always open to music
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
LOL ENTRY 69 LOL LOL LOL /mature

title. read it.

/crais

STOLEN FROM EVERYONE:

LET'S RING IN SOME
HONESTY
WITH THE NEW YEAR
THE MEME




WHAT MEMBER OF MY PARTY ARE YOU? MEME



THAT IS ALL. /goes to do yours /HAHAH NAUGHTY ♥ /lol idfk dude;;;
mammaria: (GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS[james])
❊ THE IT'S WINTER BREAK AND I'M BORED MEME ❊

LDSJ HI SUP

MORE SUBSTANTIAL POST LATER

IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF FANGIRLING AT MANGA/ANIME/YOU btw

YES I SAID YOU

OKAY BACK TO MICHIKO TO HATCHIN hi tess i am obedient 8')

ps it is awesome, GO WATCH IT
mammaria: (strike a pose- it's VOGUE[katyperry])
the give me anything meme

HIT ME. also sign up so i can return the favor~! ♥

EDIT: GUYS GUYS WTF IT IS

GLOBAL ORGASM DAY

I JUST READ THE REASONS AND

WTF WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

LKAJSD [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SUCH WEIRD THINGS LOL;;;; oh god /dies

EDIT 2: Maria (1:06:21 AM): i
Maria (1:06:22 AM): am
Jill (1:06:23 AM): god
Maria (1:06:23 AM): slow
Maria (1:06:30 AM): ...WHY JILL
Maria (1:06:36 AM): YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF ME
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
VOICE POST MEME

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that.

POST 1 & POST 2


hi so i am an idiot and posted the voice post to the wrong journal. also in the middle of the first one i started freaking out cuz a bug landed on me. ALSO ALSO lj bitch cut me off, so have two 5 minute and 8 second posts with me babbling and getting cut off in the end while saying good bye. WHATEVER, IT MAKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH. /GOES TO HIDE UNDER A ROCK

SOB SORRY IF YOU STILL HAD MY OLD JOURNAL FRIENDED SOB SORRY SORRY /dies

watch, no one listens to them /woes retardedly /moron /lol

--THAT BUG FUCKING BIT ME /okay done

[changed to public because it's public on the other one, anyway;;;]
mammaria: (FIERCEly biting you[katyperry])
wow i just realized, but i've been disabling my posts a lot.

WELL IT CAN BE EXPECTED WHEN ALL I DO IS PIMP MEMES ON THEM, RIGHT?!?!? flasdfj

...speaking of meme:

... PLAYED BY ...


/DIES

YEAH, COME TELL ME WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WILL PLAY ME, YEAH! /is bad with actors' & actresses' names /ironically wants to be one

also, so i won't disable this baby, and because I HAD TO, ANYWAY: (not that i didn't want to! jfklsd)

Here's DAY 7 & 8 of the HAPPINESS meme!

Things that made me happy this last weekend: (SOB SO LATE)
♡ settling things! (apparently it was a big misunderstanding hahaha) /CRYPTIC!
♡ lb. ridiculous chats are ridiculous and I LOVE THEM. C8
♡ screaming with my mom "PIPIIII" at each other from across the house. ("pipi" means "pee", btw-- yes, we are the epitome of maturity, SHUT UP)
♡ chocolate. period.
♡ HONESTLY? I ALREADY FORGOT LKJDSKL /short memory wtf

i am sure lots of things made me happy hahah WOW WHAT A WAY TO END THE MEME "i forgot what made me happy" fjald LOL EXTREME SUCKAGE--

oh wait, i remember one more!

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS BWAHAHAHA

okay done.

also technology hated me yesterday, but aim hated me today HAHAH /sigh

ALSO I WANT THAT CALENDAR WITH HOT PRIESTS shut up i'm not weird /dies
mammaria: (oh wow[stephencolbert])
I... meant to pimp this earlier but... i sort of... fellasleepsittinguponbedinfrontonmylaptopfaklsdf;;;;

SOB NOW I AM ALL SORE SOB SOB.

ANYWAY, HERE YO GO:
THE ADVICE MEME

a-advice me? ow ow ow i ache like a klasj ow ow OKAY IT IS SEVEN AM, CLEARLY TOO EARLY FOR THIS /goes back to sleep

--oh i realize i missed two(?) days of the happiness meme-- SORRY, I SHALL GET TO THOSE WHEN I WAKE UP

...now if i could only find my memory card... /hopeless

yes, the only purpose of me waking up right now was to pimp this /sigh /wtf ik
mammaria: (fancy a drag?{katyperry])
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

EPIC RESULTS ARE EPICLY ABSTRACT )

also also BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH:

IN WHICH ARI AND I DISCUSS JILL'S STREET CRED, FUCK YEAH )

JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, YO.

--also one of my mom's employees just got sent to jail for selling drugs. he was arrested at our place (our bar).



/RELEVANT?!?!?!

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