mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (it makes me smile[lilyallen])
OH MY GOD I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE fljasdkl

so my internet died for the entirety of yesterday and i had to call the ATT people. and I did, except then they asked me if I was my mom, and I said "no", and they were like "LOL WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU THEN, BAI" leaving me confused and frustrated and basically wtf;;

SO THEN MY MOM CALLS THEM TODAY and then they started telling her stuff and she is like "UUUH IDK WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK, TALK TO MY DAUGHTER" so I do, except it was food time and so I spent like ten-fifteen minutes fixing my whatever and then MY FOOD GOT COLD. /SCREAM OF HORROR

LOL and I bought bad bread for the hot dogs. ): /dumb BUT BUT! at least now I know what to do if this ever happens so I DON'T HAVE TO CAAAALL and and I have internet again~! /REJOICES

PEOPLE I OWE YOU A VOICE POST! (you know who you are ♥)

BUT YES MEMES! HAVE THEM what a way to welcome me back, lj, iluuuu ♥

THE ASSOCIATION MEME
MY THREAD


≤ polarization ≥
+\-the positive/negative attractions meme -/+


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....


SO... MANY.. MEMES... brb spamming you with hateful anon commentsMY LOVE yes (:

edit: L-LOL, pimped that first meme wrong oops flkajsdklfskjldf SHUT UP
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥


OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY
mammaria: (fancy a drag?{katyperry])
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

EPIC RESULTS ARE EPICLY ABSTRACT )

also also BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH:

IN WHICH ARI AND I DISCUSS JILL'S STREET CRED, FUCK YEAH )

JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, YO.

--also one of my mom's employees just got sent to jail for selling drugs. he was arrested at our place (our bar).



/RELEVANT?!?!?!
mammaria: (control your poison[ladygaga])
--FUCK I HAD TO WRITE THIS POST TWICE, IT GOT ERASED FUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK

so yeah, day 5 & 6 of the HAPPINESS MEME!!! (it's kind of weird to be writing this when... my mom is... screaming at my brother behind me ldjskkj}

ANYWAY--

HERE ARE THE THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY & YESTERDAY!
♡ last day of design!!! C8 I GOT AN A, I THINK HAHAHA
♡ i managed to finish my projects in time lfjlsdj phew~*~*~ HAHA AND TURN THEM IN i was scared i wouldn't be able to, gosh
♡ i was just.. irrationally happy all day okay IDK (okay so i.. forgot ljflkds STFU SOB /has the memory of a goldfish)
♡ seen on the news the thousands of mexicans heading to the Basilica of Guadalupe-- some on their KNEES oh wow (their faith is really inspiring lajdfk)
♡ I SLEPT A LOT (idk if you noticed, but sleep makes me happy lol;;;)
♡ FUCK I AM DISTRACTED-- uuh oh yeah, people signed up for drawings? I KNOW I WAS ALL "LDKS DO NOT WANT" at first, but I got inspired! C8 and it gives me an excuse to draw HAHHA FUCK YEAH I WON'T GET RUSTY lfdk (OH, AND I AM WORKING ON THEM- i already finished some, but uuuh i can't find my camera wtf-- I SHALL LOOK FOR IT HARDER)
♡ LAST DAY OF DRAWING!! I GOT AN A THERE TOO~! C8 though i wished i had seen mr. gilbertson to wish him a merry christmas... BUT I GOT AN A, EEEE~! C8 C8 C8
♡ talk with lb put some things into... perspective. jsdklfds I DON'T KNOW we shall see /cryptic!
♡ spent time with family & family friends! C8 we ate tamales HAHAH /MEXICAN!!1!
♡ I just came back from church!! We sang to the Virgen de Guadalupe~! HAPPY FEAST DAY, VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE!!! C8 thank you for appearing on the tepeyac. ilu! ♥ (STFU THIS IS A BIG DEAL TO MEXICANS/CATHOLICS AND I JUST HAPPEN TO BE BOTH C8)
♡ GONNA APP FOR LUFFY, LONGCHAMP, AND HIKARI AT ACHRON! YOU SHOULD JOIN US THERE C8 (i hope i get accepted lfjdskd)
♡ new FMA chapter!! SO RARE LJDKs i have been waiting! >8|
♡ hi, i am edgy. ilu.

it was.. really distracting to write about me being happy while my mom was yelling at the background. it made me sad because she was sad and-- i felt bad, but this meme helped me feel better! C8 see, it is a really nice meme-- and now i gotta go see if she is okay fljsdkj

nite, y'all!
mammaria: (that's what SHE said[stephencolbert])
hi it is me AGAIN with this meme~*~*~ HAPPINESS! DAY 5!

THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY YESTERDAY:
NOT THIS MEME I WAS MADE TO SAY THAT, I SWEAR D8
♡ i.. slept a lot just now 8D;;; /WENT M.I.A. BECAUSE OF THAT
♡ i laughed a lot today. 8) I LOVE MY DRAWING CLASS i... am going to miss it so much SOB ;w; /BAWLS ALL OVER
♡ I HAD CHINESE FOOD TODAY~*~*~*~!!!!! /ADDICTED TO CHINESE, OH GOD
♡ pizza in Drawing HAHA-- OUR PROFESSOR BROUGHT US PIZZA, YEAH FREE PIZZA, I LOVE FREE STUFF (especially food)
♡ ...BWAAAH, I AM GOING TO MISS DRAWING SO MUCH BWAAAH (translation: i really, really love that class)
♡ I BOUGHT THE CHRISTMAS CARDS!! they have the CUTEST LITTLE SNOWMAN ON THE FRONT EEEEE lajfk t-too cute to cover up SORRY but i will still personalize the cards just for you~ ♥ THE INSIDE, ANYWAY LOL
♡ I LET MY MOM CUT MY BANGS and she did an ACE job!!! 8D YAY FOR UN-RUINED HAIR!! 8D
♡ Mom is funny HAHAH~ She can be spazzy too! (NOW I KNOW WHO I GOT IT FROM-- i mean;;)
♡ Did I mention I LAUGHED A LOT TODAY? because i did. even with cramps. /ACCOMPLISHED!!!
♡ DESPITE SOME SCHOOL WORRIES i really love life right now C8 /dumb lol
♡ the latest NYLON has Lily Allen on the cover. LILY ALLEN EEEEE DO WANT (also i leafed through [livejournal.com profile] cory1313's and it. is. fierce. ALSO suddenly i want headbands;;; /weirdo)
♡ I MIGHT GET A DOGGIE, YAY!!! PUPPIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS /really loves puppies
♡ i like you all C8

HI SO I BOUGHT MORE CARDS THAN I SHOULD HAVE Llkdjsa so if you want a card but haven't SIGNED UP go do it right now, go go go~!!! it doesn't matter if you aren't sending cards, okay? lol, you guys;;;

--HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO [livejournal.com profile] thrives?! D8 D8 D8

..i should do my homework. /dies /worries
mammaria: (i heart you[johnstewart])
IT IS DAY 2 of that HAPPINESS meme~! 8D

Things that made me happy todayyesterday!
♡ I GOT [livejournal.com profile] cory1313'S ICONS!!! I FOUND A SHITLOAD OF ICONS!!! LOOK AT THIS IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY, AND I AM NOWHERE NEAR DONE~!!! /GLEE
♡ I can now edit comments. ..../GLEE
♡ SHINJI DREW ME MY HIBARI PICTURE HELL YEEEESSSS LOOK AT HIM HE IS GORGEOUS AND HIBIRD IS CUTE, [livejournal.com profile] soghunx I LOVE YOU~*~*~ /is a manipulative wench who gets people to draw for her EEEE
THE MEMES HERE THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS, GUYS! THEY MADE ME SMILE HAHAHA-- yes even the ones on the 2nd meme. SPECIALLY WHEN [livejournal.com profile] rebbe found [livejournal.com profile] facets, LOL~*~*~ (yay meme actually worked! 8Db)
♡ Going around, spamming you with love on those memes/your journals/YOUR DREAMS B)b
♡ THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY, BUT IT IS NOW MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY. TE QUIERO, MAMA; FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS~!!! ♥
I AM NOW THE LILY ALLEN OF LIVEJOURNAL /GRIN
This kid is so cute, I WANNA KIDNAP HIM (in b4 "PEDO")
♡ puppies. puppies always make me happy. 8|
♡ I NOW HAVE A MOODTHEME again lol;;;
♡ YOUR FACES (let me see them)

...long list is long again. (i kept adding to it, lol;;) MAYBE I'M JUST EASY TO PLEASE, HUM;; i find this a blessing~! 8D now i gotta go, i should be in bed but I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY REVIEWS, SOB;; /goes to do 'em
mammaria: (peace peace peace out![longchamp])






clearly you all most bow down before me now. GIVE YOURSELVES UP TO ME i'll be gentle~*~*~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is funny because i just learned my supposedly "hot" & "very sexually active with his girlfriend" neighbor wants to meet me (WHY)
mammaria: (oh shucks///[mei])
→ A N O N _ M E M E

HI ANOTHER MEME kjflaksdj i am so sad lol;;;

...wtf what's up with this font-- WTFFFFF

IN OTHER NEWS i passed out yesterday because i suddenly got exhausted & even though I slept like 10+ hours i woke up feeling horrible and ended up not going to school

GJ, SELF! 8)b GJ

also also i still have to shower you with love because i promised i would (AND I ENDED UP PASSING OUT YESTERDAY SO I COULDN'T SOB)

also in case you haven't COMMENT HERE ALREADY SO I CAN SEND YOU A CARD RAAAWR 8')

next post shall be wishlist! /fail

now i gotta go be anon okay HAHAH SEE YOU
mammaria: (EXTREME)
holy shit, why am i still awake

holy shit, i have to finish my project

holy shit, registration for the new semester's today and i haven't paid /needs to pay to register

holy shit, World of Goo is addictive

holy shit, SIGN UP if you haven't yet

holy shit, it's [livejournal.com profile] palpitation's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR you will have a big, gay, fabulous post later on, k? ♥

holy shit, a big welcome to [livejournal.com profile] sharpie to my lj! i swear i am usually not this full of fail i am lying WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME ♥

holy shit, why do I love playing Francis so much SCREW YOU, HETALIA

holy shit, why am i posting instead of finishing that stupid thing stupid design

holy shit, World of Goo is REALLY addictive

HOLY SHIT
mammaria: (EXTREME puppy eyes of DOOM!™[honey])
LKDJAS MY MODEM DIIIIIIED

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

r-rest in peace, my friend. you served me well for six years.

/cries forever
/mourns her modem
/looking for replacement, DAMN IT

s-so yeah, that's why i haven't been around this past week (weeks?) lfjlksdjkfd. WHICH IS WHY I MISSED SAYING:

HAPPY belated

BIRTHDAY,

[livejournal.com profile] jlarinda!!!!


HOPE YOU HAD AN AWESOME ONE and stuff DID YOU GET A LOT OF PRESENTS presents are the best part of birthdays eeeee ANY REQUESTS FOR YOUR GIFT i owe a million people gifts oh god YES I AM BABBLING BUT I AM sincere ♥

in other news! i shall be Nill for Halloween.

8) 8) 8)

mom wants me to give candy to the neighborhood kids.

)8 )8 )8

AND I HAVE HAD MANY CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH SPIDERS. (AAAAAAAAA)

lets see how long it takes me to get a new modem... LDAKJS MISS YOU ALL did i miss anything ? 8') HOW IS IT GOING WITH YOUR LIVES, MY LOVES?

i-i shall stop babbling now. /afraid of getting caught using art computer for non-art purposes

BAI BAAAAAI ♥
mammaria: (EXTREME)
UGH, COUNTING ENTRIES FAAAAIL~ (must fix, tee hee ♥ still not anal!)

also here:
THE ANONYMITY
MEME PT DEUX


I promised myself i wouldn't, BUT I DID. D8

Also, in case it wasn't obvious--

I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK~!!!!! 8D

oh i am so happy, sob lkajflk ;w; THIS IS KINDA PATHETIC, HAHAHA ♥

game

ps: please vote for me HERE! 8') lj idol again, ahahah~ I'm still in tribe three! also vote for [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 in tribe one, [livejournal.com profile] databomb in tribe 4, and [livejournal.com profile] technophile, [livejournal.com profile] telecast, and [livejournal.com profile] vociferocity in trie 5, please~! (i think that's everyone) I KNOW, I KNOW; "GOD MARIA, YOU'RE SO NEEDY" AAAAAAAA I'M SORRY

ilu all 8') but still, you lost the game ♥

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