mammaria: (lance was my face;;[bsb/rose])
HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds
My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
mammaria: (LOL HAVE MY JUICE~*~*~[random])
i ship it


/IS ALL OVER THE GODDAMN INTERNET

ALSO!

ARI WRITE ME THE BEST THREE-SOME EVEEERRRRRRR


THERE I DID MY PART, NOW YOU DO YOURS SOB SOB ;w;

e-everyone... please don't judge me...

/WRIST

EDIT: PLEASE TELL ME I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW LJADSLK )

..instead of lj cut i almost wrote "lj cute" LKASDJKALSD WHAT
mammaria: (thus life goes on[seras victoria])
Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly [livejournal.com profile] milkfed /KICKS [livejournal.com profile] eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE [livejournal.com profile] cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])


MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!


ps welcome to [livejournal.com profile] princelollipop, [livejournal.com profile] hymenchan, and [livejournal.com profile] sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥


OH ALSO I AM [livejournal.com profile] the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
mammaria: (and you know it![stephencolbert])
JILL, YOU WHORE

YOU GOT ME ATTRACTED TO

FREAKING

RAHM






/cries
ps i love colbert /dies
mammaria: (GYAH[ipin])
VOICE POST MEME

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that.

POST 1 & POST 2


hi so i am an idiot and posted the voice post to the wrong journal. also in the middle of the first one i started freaking out cuz a bug landed on me. ALSO ALSO lj bitch cut me off, so have two 5 minute and 8 second posts with me babbling and getting cut off in the end while saying good bye. WHATEVER, IT MAKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH. /GOES TO HIDE UNDER A ROCK

SOB SORRY IF YOU STILL HAD MY OLD JOURNAL FRIENDED SOB SORRY SORRY /dies

watch, no one listens to them /woes retardedly /moron /lol

--THAT BUG FUCKING BIT ME /okay done

[changed to public because it's public on the other one, anyway;;;]

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