[I JUST WANT YOU TO DANCE] BIRTHDAAAY 011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gajillion!!!!

ILU you're so nice AND HAPPY and nicely HAPPY and i hope you have a WONDERFUL, KICK ASS ELEPHANT-FILLED DAY and stuff PENGUIN! Srsly though have a good one IS IT MY wishful thinking IMAGINATION OR ARE YOU LEGAL NOW lolol legality LOLOL YOU CAN OFFICIALLY BE ALIVE NOW no wait what am i saying HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE JILL what do you want as a present? 8D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU BELONG IN A ZOO, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY, AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO-- and many mooore~!!! ♥

...wait, i think i did that wrong;;;

♥! happy birthdaaaay~~~ ☺

EDIT: IT was MY IMAGINATION-- HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, JILL~!!! H-how embarrasing~ JILL IS SO MATURE, I ADDED YEARS TO HER AGE UNCONSCIOUSLY;;; yes, that's totally what happened-- ILUUUU :'D ♥

[WELL, THAT PISSED ME OFF] I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS 012

first of all, i apologize for any strong language I may use in this entry. second, i apologize to anyone who likes Obama (and i know quite a lot of you do)..

okay, now that i got that out of the way, lets get this show on the road.
( in which I rant. a lot.  )

 

--okay, NOW i'll shut up. Sorry, sorry! /cooled off

 

HOLY CRAP, THE GAME IS STARTING!! MEXICO VS. CANADA, QUALIFYING ROUND FOR THE WORLD CUP!!! LKJADKASJ /rushes off also Canada ilu but you are SO GOING DOWN

--okay it hasn't started yet, that's good-- OH SHIT, USA IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW ASJDASJ!!!!! /rushes off again