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My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

( in which i am a moron LOL stupid convo LOL )

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

( ME ME ME ME MEME ABOUT ME do not want )

I tag anasyrma, cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), kanae_harlem, neneno, vexnet, lithographic, jazalove, soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd

<b><u>YOU</u></b> <b>1. name</b> <b>2. date of birth</b> <b>3. where you live</b> <b>4. what makes you happy</b> <b>5. currently listening/the last thing you listened to?</b> <b>6. do you read my journal?</b> <b>7. if yes, what makes it especially good or bad?</b> <b>8. an interesting fact about you</b> <b>9. what do you love at the moment?</b> <b>10. favorite place to spend time?</b> <b>11. favorite lyric?</b> <b>12. the best time of the year?</b> <b><u>RECOMMEND</u></b> <b>1. a film</b> <b>2. a book</b> <b>3. a band, a song, or album</b> <b><u>PLUS</u></b> <b>1. one thing you like about me</b> <b>2. two things you like about yourself</b> <b>3. look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends</b> <b>4. put this in your journal so that I can tell you what i like about you</b>

ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked

I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY

FAPTRAIN❣2009
❝GET ON TO GET OFF❞

LOOK projection, IT'S YOUR ICON ♥

/spams the shit right off it
.../adds Kat's tag HAHA

OKAY SO HAVE ANOTHER ONE- wow i curse a lot, maybe i should change this journal to "may contain adult themes or sth";;;

... /looks through her entries

.....YEAH DEFINITELY DOING THAT OFKJSAL

have it, wankers~ ♥ (and i mean that in the NICEST WAY C8)

recommend your friends!

first time doing one of these-- REC ME SOME PEOPLE plz~? i like new friiiiends~ /lonely /unpopular /wait what

ALSO JUST SO I DON'T DISABLE THIS SHIT and because I crave some:

REC ME MUSIC, GUYS? PLEASE~

i like everything. i'm not even kidding ljfdka.

THAT IS ALL~~~ /wanders the world forever

NO WAIT, ONE MORE THING-- thank you all for the kind comments on the other meme~ klfjksd thank yooou I FEEL SO TOUCHED and i love you. ♥ ALSO I AM WORKING ON A CONTACT POST because i think it'd be a good thing to have and I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO YOU. C8 okay, bai bai~*~*~

edit: ALSO, princelollipop AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME. LAIN, I am calling you Lain now, YOU GET YOUR OWN TAG ♥

also this post shall remain open FOREVER so you can spam me any time you want HAHAH /always open to music

MERRY XMAS





LOL NO JUST KIDDING



MERRY XMAS~!

ps welcome to princelollipop, hymenchan, and sammywhatammy~! C8


ARE YOU SCARED YET ♥

OH ALSO I AM the_fucking FRANCIS BONNEFOY OF LIVEJOURNAL as of two days ago lol;; /late HAHAHA FUCK YEAH FRANCE~ bitcheslovely friends, go claim people~ (THE MODS ARE SUPAH NICE okay)

/PASSESOUT HAVE A GOOD ONE HAHA /KILLS YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP

JILL, YOU WHORE

YOU GOT ME ATTRACTED TO

FREAKING

RAHM





/cries
ps i love colbert /dies

wow i just realized, but i've been disabling my posts a lot.

WELL IT CAN BE EXPECTED WHEN ALL I DO IS PIMP MEMES ON THEM, RIGHT?!?!? flasdfj

...speaking of meme:

... PLAYED BY ...

/DIES

YEAH, COME TELL ME WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WILL PLAY ME, YEAH! /is bad with actors' & actresses' names /ironically wants to be one

also, so i won't disable this baby, and because I HAD TO, ANYWAY: (not that i didn't want to! jfklsd)

Here's DAY 7 & 8 of the HAPPINESS meme!

Things that made me happy this last weekend: (SOB SO LATE)
♡ settling things! (apparently it was a big misunderstanding hahaha) /CRYPTIC!
♡ lb. ridiculous chats are ridiculous and I LOVE THEM. C8
♡ screaming with my mom "PIPIIII" at each other from across the house. ("pipi" means "pee", btw-- yes, we are the epitome of maturity, SHUT UP)
♡ chocolate. period.
♡ HONESTLY? I ALREADY FORGOT LKJDSKL /short memory wtf

i am sure lots of things made me happy hahah WOW WHAT A WAY TO END THE MEME "i forgot what made me happy" fjald LOL EXTREME SUCKAGE--

oh wait, i remember one more!

♡ AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS BWAHAHAHA

okay done.

also technology hated me yesterday, but aim hated me today HAHAH /sigh

ALSO I WANT THAT CALENDAR WITH HOT PRIESTS shut up i'm not weird /dies

OH SHIT I MISSED ONE HAPPINESS MEME DAY-- i will just combine it with my next one.


My Personality

Neuroticism	6
Extraversion	81
Openness to Experience	90
Agreeableness	36
Conscientiousness	28

You are a calm person who is considered almost fearless by some, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible, however you are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. You are a reasonably organized person and like to have a certain amount of routine in your life.

Take a personality tests now or view the full Personality Report. Warm sheepskin whooga boots for cozy toes

HI I AM A WEIRDO

now on to the real reason for this post:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ebolashock

ILU REEEEEI~*~*~* WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOOOU? I HOPE YOU HAVE/HAD A WONDERFUL DAY (AND LIFE)~!!!!

you old person you

I MEAN

/LOVES

...okay back to workng on your drawings HAHAHAH DLJASKD /DIES

DAY THREE OF HAPPINESS MEME~!

THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY TODAYYESTERDAY:
♡ NAITO LONGCHAMP IS MY BOYFRIEND now, SORRY LADIES~*~*~ (lololol)
♡ I AM THE HANINOZUKA MITSUKUNI OF LIVEJOURNAL fuck yeeeeah HONEY-SEMPAI IN THE HOUSE~*~*~ /dork
♡ porn I slept! though this made me simultaneously sad/happy;;
♡ America-chan, communist kittens, and being a cumbag. >: (yes, you heard that right)
♡ SPEAKING OF KITTENS!! TWO FACED KITTENS klajsdlk SO ADORABLE I WANT ONE EEEEEEE
♡ i am uploading songs for my mum as a birthday present and 'cuz i feel bad flas. i have also already planned what to give her~! (drawing her a family portrait 8D)
♡ DOWNLOADING SONGS LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE OF THAT (i like me sum music)
♡ CHATS THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER i am pretty sure sth epic took place this morning but EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A BLUR RIGHT NOW omg
♡ NEW YANKEE-KUN TO MEGANE-CHAN YAY YAY YAY, THANK YOU ADE~*~*~
♡ i just realized, but the internet;;; (NO SHIT)
♡ LINKING YOU ALL

LJ-CUTS CUT HAPPINESS UUUUUUUUUUUP~ also, everyone should do this meme. EVERYONE. it fills you with fuzzy feelings~! 8D why am i not doing my homework

did i mention i really like puppies?!