[HAVE A GIFT] FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE 081

[mammaria]

LOL /cranky all day /sob sorry

mammaria (10:05:09 PM): /shuns
mammaria (10:05:10 PM): oh
mammaria (10:05:12 PM): kldajkfld
mammaria (10:05:14 PM): then w/e
mammaria (10:05:16 PM): ;;;;
mammaria (10:05:23 PM): /shuns anyway
mammaria (10:05:26 PM): KLLS 8D
cory1313 (10:05:41 PM): OH NOES
cory1313 (10:05:58 PM): kill me and oull neveer get your gifft
mammaria (10:06:26 PM): ..shuns not
mammaria (10:06:29 PM): shanks...
mammaria (10:06:31 PM): .....
mammaria (10:06:33 PM): KLJDSK LOL
mammaria (10:06:52 PM): /KILLS YOU WITH HER SHUNNING
cory1313 (10:06:58 PM): O:
mammaria (10:07:01 PM): /YOU DIE OF HEARTBREAK
cory1313 (10:07:01 PM): /dead
mammaria (10:07:12 PM): ...that was excellently timed kljsdfkljfd
cory1313 (10:07:26 PM): /still dead
mammaria (10:07:37 PM): .. /kicks just to make sure
cory1313 (10:08:54 PM): /turns into zombie
cory1313 (10:09:02 PM): BRAINS!
cory1313 (10:09:07 PM): .....
cory1313 (10:09:23 PM): /walks toward you
cory1313 (10:10:26 PM): hold that though
cory1313 (10:10:27 PM): BRB
mammaria (10:10:31 PM): LOL K
mammaria (10:10:38 PM): /holds thought
cory1313 (10:10:39 PM): /hobbles away
mammaria (10:10:46 PM): /OH NO THOUGHT IS SLIPPING
mammaria (10:10:51 PM): /IT'S-- DKJSKSD
cory1313 (10:10:55 PM): stfu
mammaria (10:10:55 PM): /thought is gone

HI I AM A MORON but you all love me anyway, don't deny it :)

ALSO ALSO I GOT TAGGED BY igloos BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT UNTIL NOW SO have a meme ljd (h-hi, jordyn;;;)

01. What are your nicknames?
Maria, Ria, Laria (LOL), Ave, Fer (right now, anyway HAHA)

02. How does your hair look like currently?
LIKE SHIT-- no ok i now some of you are gonna take it literally (FUCK YOU) so, IN A VERY MESSY PONYTAIL and some sort of weird pompadour thing idk (LOL I AM ELVIS)

03. What's new in your life right now?
I start classes again tomorrow-- other than that I can't think of anything? UH I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS IN LJ this makes me happy, how's that 8)

04. How many colours are you wearing now?
uuuuh about... five? lol kljfdklj

<05. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I THINK EXTROVERT FOR THE MOST PART HAHA i could be wrong /wink

06. What was the last book you read?
Chuck Palahniuk's 'Lullaby' that I have to finish ldjk at least it was better than "Choke" & "Snuff" which I ALSO have to finish but can't get into :| SOB CHUCK why can't the rest of your books be as cool as "Fight Club" or "Invisible Monsters"kljd

07. Do you nap a lot?
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION??? /sleeps at the most inappropriate times

08. If you had to have a one night stand with someone famous, who would you like it to be?
A LOT OF PEOPLE. :|

09. Is there anything that has made you happy these days?
A LOT OF PEOPLE C8 and some new manga I discovered and music and skype and stuff 8)

10. What's your current obsession?
YOUR MOM-- no just kidding SKYPE-ING and STUFF

11. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
IF I SHOWER AT NIGHT then twenty minutes IF I SHOWER IN THE MORNING THENFOREVER

12. What websites do you visit daily?
LJ, onemanga, mangafox, hotmail, youtube. ...yes.

13. Do you write fic? What was the last fic you wrote?
I WRITE DRABBLES AND IDK, LAST WEEK SHUT UP

14. What's the last thing you laughed about?
MY BROTHER THROWING A TANTRUM JUST FIVE SECONDS AGO LOL /always laughing

15. What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
I FORGET i was listening to Just Dance earlier but it's not in my head... "WANNABE" by SPICE GIRLS LOL

16. What's the last movie you saw?
in theaters? ...Twilight LOL KLDSL /dies ON TV: HAIRSPRAY w/ my mum :')

17. What was the last thing you wrote on paper?
I FORGOT oh my god what does that say about me kldklsd

18. What is your least favorite thing to do that you did today?
CLEAN THE GD FLOORS GD IT /RAGES

B. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

I tag anasyrma, cory1313 (HA HA HA HAVE A MEME HAHAH), kanae_harlem, neneno, vexnet, lithographic, jazalove, soghunx!!! BECAUSE I CAN but if you already did it then LOL SORRY and if you wanna do it then, BY ALL MEANS, DO!

ALSO ALSO because i already answered two of them kljfdkljd

<b><u>YOU</u></b> <b>1. name</b> <b>2. date of birth</b> <b>3. where you live</b> <b>4. what makes you happy</b> <b>5. currently listening/the last thing you listened to?</b> <b>6. do you read my journal?</b> <b>7. if yes, what makes it especially good or bad?</b> <b>8. an interesting fact about you</b> <b>9. what do you love at the moment?</b> <b>10. favorite place to spend time?</b> <b>11. favorite lyric?</b> <b>12. the best time of the year?</b> <b><u>RECOMMEND</u></b> <b>1. a film</b> <b>2. a book</b> <b>3. a band, a song, or album</b> <b><u>PLUS</u></b> <b>1. one thing you like about me</b> <b>2. two things you like about yourself</b> <b>3. look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends</b> <b>4. put this in your journal so that I can tell you what i like about you</b>

ANSWER PLZ!! wow this post was full of fail and lj-cuts and tl;dr LOL SORRY /dies... silently... no wait /hungry /goes to eat

SOB SCHOOL TOMORROOOOW /ravens

edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MOLESTED BY RANDOM BOTS ON AIM LJDLSKJA DSKLAJLKSAJ oh god /sorta amused /sorta freaked

Comments

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

NOT TO CREEP YOU OUT BUT I HAVE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU........

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

What kind of panties are you wearing

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU BABYRAEPCOHO????

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

GTFO MY PANTIES

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

I would if I were in them in the first place. I don't know what they look like...

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

Yet.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

GO AWAY, I HAVE A PENIS

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmyeah.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

my penis and i do not appreciate your horniness.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

See? it's crying. ):

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

EHHHH I AM SORRY PENIS-CHAN DESU

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

...

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

forgiven. ♥

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

[strobelights.livejournal.com]

LMAO WTF I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE OUR CONVO HERE.

08. If you had to have a one night stand with someone famous, who would you like it to be?
A LOT OF PEOPLE. :|

YAY ORGY.

edit/ TOO LAZY TO ANSWER THAT THING BUT I WILL DO THE MEME

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

I AM A SURPRISING, IMPULSIVE PERSON. YES.

o-orgy-- LKDJKSA HAHAH YES, bet the perv bots would love that;; ;)

BRB GETTING INTO BED WITH- A BUNCH OF PEOPLE;;;

also 's cool as long as you do the meme 8Db

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

lol creeping myself out

also i can't do this meme yet, i'm technically hiatusing :C

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

it's okay, you're creeping me out too~ ;) mmmmyeeeeah

also LOL just do it when you stop hiatusing! i'll remind you... if i don't forget kljfdld

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

IF I DON'T FORGET AND IF YOU DON'T FORGET oh god will it ever be done

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

I... I DON'T KNOW. I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. /has a fit

[kanae-harlenn.livejournal.com]

I'LL REMIND BOTH OF YOU 8D

/hijacks

[negakat.livejournal.com]

WAIT!

SALMON evolved to COHO!

COHO wants to learn SPAM

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

TM1 was given to COHO!

COHO has learned SPAM!

/laughs forever

[negakat.livejournal.com]

COHO, USE SPAM ATTACK!


/amused forevs

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! CRITICAL HIT!!

BWAHAHAH THIS SHOULD BE A POKEMON FOR SRS HAHAHA

[failaga.livejournal.com]

YEAH AND PUT IT LIKE ON A WANTED POSTER OR SOME SHIT








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