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I GOTTA GET OFF THE COMPUTER BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHARE:

( my conscience got the better of me so I cut this, BE GRATEFUL, JERKS )

hi my name is maria: i am insane.

Have a delicious paranoia meme, because the cool kids did it! (mostly milkfed /KICKS eliminate /NO JK ILU2 BB ♥)

INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE cory1313 IS A TOTAL FAG who doesn't know anything and expects me to spell it out for her, my god;;
1) you read them
2) you try to guess which one applies to you, if any!

ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU DAMN WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN /cries

( MONSTER TEXT BEHIND THIS OH GOD )

...shit wtf is most of my flist here lkjfalksd I JUST GOT TO TYPING AND TYPING AND COULDN'T STOP S-SOB /p-puts behind lj-cut

IF YOU AREN'T HERE it's not because i love you any less or anything, it's because we haven't interacted as much (WHICH I WILL FIX) or because my brain just fried, gd it sob sorry ilu ♥

ps lol lol sorry about my spazzing the other day i just get so crazy over sports HAHA also i am so glad school doesn't start 'till thursday oh god

COMMENTS SCREENED /finally shuts up

I REALLY AM NOT I JUST DRANK SOME BAILEY'S AND UUUH WINE AND UUUH SOME DRINK THAT TASTED LIKE ASS SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT BUT IT WAS MADE OF RICE OR STH IDK OH OH AND CHAMPAGNE BUT THAT WASN'T THAT TASTY TOO BITTER ALSO I MIXED SOME COKE WITH WINE AND IT TASTED GOOD BUT MOM LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

/DEEP BREATH IN

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!! ♥

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW-- OH HAI THERE, 2009, BB~*~*~ PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME, OKAY~? ;) (2008 was good and all, but I know you can do way better than that~ ♥)

Okay so HAHAH yeah i am not drunk i am just slightly buzzed (VERY SLIGHTLY which is surprising, wtf i have higher tolerance than I thought WHAT THE SHIT). I went to the party i mentioned to LB, yeah, the one I didn't wanna go to? Turns out it wasn't that bad. I ACTUALLY SORTA HAD FUN but i wonder if that was because everything seems better when you are drinking. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN because I really drank at the reunion later; at the party I only had like one glass of champagne because champagne isn't really to my taste and stuff. BUT I WAS SO SURPRISED this one lady at the party told my mom when she thought I wasn't listening that I was really pretty like five thousand times and kept talking about her twenty four year old son and how she would love for me to meet him and match making and what the shit. I WAS JUST LIKE "/STARES AT THE MUSIC PLAYER PEOPLE OH LISTEN FRANK SINATRA SONGS" fklksdlkl.

THEN I WENT TO THE REUNION and got my drink on and chatted with my bro's twenty two/three (I FORGET) year old tutor guy and I didn't really like him before but he was cool and we hit it off and he was talking about epic fun times, it was chill. Also he got up to get me some buñuelos and Bailey's so HAHA GENTLEMAN i like him now that I don't think he's this kinda stuck up asshole. Plus he is kinda cute without his glasses on and that slight facial hair BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT okay, what is important is that now I don't not like him. My mom threw me knowing glances because she knew I thought he wasn't cool and i was like "OHMYGOD STOPIT" and Auntie (mom's friend) threw some too but I think for a different reason IDK also I think I was slightly flirting without knowing again guys, we talked about getting buzzed together some time and playing jousting basketball (what).

THEN WE TOTALLY MISSED THE COUNT DOWN BECAUSE THE RADIO STATION WE WERE LISTENING TO WAS SHIT AND DIDN'T DO IT i glanced at my cell at the exact moment it turned "12:00" and GOT UP IN A HURRY TO HUG PEOPLE and shit i ate my grapes but i have no idea i was supposed to make wishes while doing so, i kinda just STUFFED MY FACE WITH THEM blindly lfs fdklafalkjsdlkf SOB. /dumb

ANYWAY I HAD FUN it was a nice way to end a year OLDER PEOPLE ARE LOADS OF FUN HAHA with their lewd jokes and their innuendo and their EXTREME BITING SARCASM and i like them. C8 also i feel at peace with the world right now, even though some shit happened with this one asshole who brought up my dad and that's not a good thing, mom got upset my bro was involved but IT IS OKAY, I FIXED IT because it is what i do, so it is chill.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND AN AWESOME NEW YEAR'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF 2008 WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU, NO WORRIES-- 2009 WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. I KNOW IT OKAY I BELIEVE IN THIS AND ME WHO BELIEVE IN YOU AND YADDA YADDA I LOVE YOU GUYS keep on being so cool HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF US AND AWESOMENESS and being edgy, HAHAHAH~*~*~ klfkds peace and prosperity to all dudes.

OKAY THIS IS SLIGHTLY TL;DR BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE RIGHT NOW HAHAH also i had this post open for a while but i got distracted with manga uuuh what the balls.

I LOVE EVERYONE thank you sorry ilu BAI fdsklj

edit: SPECIAL A 84 LKJDKLJDKL /FLIPS A SHIT /PASSES OUT HAPPILY

slam!
my thread

Tell me what you think, dolls? BE FABULOUS, OKAY~*~*~? (am i setting myself up for fail, i wonder)

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IN OTHER NEWS: i think i flunked my test today.

...../EXTREME WOE!!!1!!

♫ CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
YOU'RE STUPID AND OLD
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
YOU PERVERTED LOUSE
YOU'RE WRONG WHEN IT'S RIGHT
HELL YEAH I CAN RHYME
I CHANGED THIS WHOLE SONG
YOU PEDO, EXPLODE

you don't reaaally wanna heeear me siiiing~!
i can make your eeeardruuums bleeed~!

'CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
you're mostly just no
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ♫

(this song is not aimed at anyone in particular. IT'S MY INTERPRETATION, OKAY?!)

gooood, i'm booored. i feel like i should be doing something... (WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING~?! ♪) Mmmm... nope! Can't think of anything!

Anyway, STAY FIERCE, DARLINGS~! ♕

oh yeah, i need pro runway icons... brb getting some, lol

ps: YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD~ YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MENO~ ♩