[I'M TELLING YOU TO LOOSEN] UP MY BUTTONS, BABY 096

[mammaria]

HI JESS, WELCOME! ♥

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria! (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open databomb (Ed Asner)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, negation (Angela Bassett) eats kanae_harlenn (Shaquille O'Neal)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, skyregalia (Sally Field) takes realised (Daniel Baldwin) bowling. At the same time, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) gets a job as secretary to anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer). That night, mammaria (Josephine Baker) gets in trouble with the law when anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) discusses soaps with an undercover cop. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...what.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's doctor (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) overhears creators (Candice Bergen) talking about circadian rhythms. Afterwards, napkins (Mark Wahlberg) dances with spica9_1 (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). That night, anime_girl193 (Val Kilmer) burns picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s sock. On the other side of town, firefly99 (Candice Bergen) wipes disclaim (Scott Bakula)'s laptop. The week after, respects (Laura Bertram)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and tsunatsuna (Gilbert Gottfried) shows up to fix it. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

LMAO I AM ALWAYS JOSEPHINE BAKER WHAT HAHAH /accidentally did two lafksd

...why are these IC /DIES

also today I took the bus and got hit on. Mother decided I shall never take the bus again. H-HOORAY?

(at least i found out i have a type alfjsd)

edit: I AM SORRY, IT WAS TOO DELICIOUS AND IC FOR ME TO RESIST god someone stop me lakfjjlkds

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) and tuition (Vanessa Williams) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Upstairs, unite (Nick Nolte) nixes fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen)'s picnic plans. Later, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) and resound (Michael T. Weiss) perform slapstick at the Eiffel Tower. On the other side of town, trollmaster (Don Knotts) finds a coffee mug in creators (Candice Bergen)'s sock drawer. Afterwards, lolbuttsex (Gilbert Gottfried) breaks anasyrma (Monica Bellucci)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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[mammaria.livejournal.com]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Life With mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with lorei (Liam Neeson). Also, respects (Laura Bertram) and jessmacphisto (Dennis Quaid) buy a deli. That same day, sundial (Ben Vereen)'s new friend alienates skyregalia (Sally Field). Then, lithographic (Lee Majors) misinterprets an email from unite (Nick Nolte) and tries to get into a day spa for free. Afterwards, abdals (Tara Reid) claims to be failaga (Jon Stewart) in a job interview. Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

unknowingly gets high
unknowingly gets high

SOB WHY WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT "oh that sounds like me" DSDAKLJDLSKAS

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) borrows rebbe (Dennis Miller)'s car to drive to the beach. Later, mammaria (Josephine Baker) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but fyretoppaaa (Famke Janssen) eats them all. Afterwards, catalysis (Harry Connick Jr.) and igloos (Winona Ryder) go waterskiing. Meanwhile, rokakujin (Rachael Leigh Cook) likes mouthwashs, but vociferocity (Ed McMahon) thinks they're disgusting. Soon afterwards, picnicbird (Sheena Easton) auditions for a movie starring opposite databomb (Ed Asner). Everyone learns a valuable lesson.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

in b4 i fill these post with these lfkdsjalkdfs

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) tells realised (Daniel Baldwin) about Scientology. That same day, lorei (Liam Neeson) can't find handlebars (Kirsten Dunst)'s fork and pretends it was never missing. That weekend, ephemeralize (Madonna) gets mad at facets (John Ritter) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Also, mammaria (Josephine Baker) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes milkfed (Emma Thompson) jealous. The week after, thrives (Mae West) hypnotizes outcasts (Rachel Blanchard) but it doesn't work. Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

SCIENTOLOGY
MADONNA
WHY SO JEALOUS

HAHHHAHAHAHAH /DYING

[ephemeralize.livejournal.com]

MADONNA?

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

MADONNA ALDJASDALD

that's totally you, right

[ephemeralize.livejournal.com]

THEN WHERE'S my money

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

idk i think your ex took it all away ):

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria And Me (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) buys jazalove (Monica Bellucci)'s old sneakers. At the same time, catalysis (Harry Connick Jr.) trades soaps with lorei (Liam Neeson). Then, ebolavirus (Michael J. Fox) buys abdals (Tara Reid) a duck. The next day, skyregalia (Sally Field)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and lithographic (Lee Majors) shows up to fix it. That same day, sei_kou_ki (Emilio Estevez)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of palpitation (Raul Julia)'s underwear pink. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...why do they get weirder alkfsdf

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
The mammaria Show (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) oversleeps and misses lunch with tyrannicalalien (Ben Affleck). Later that day, disabling (Charisma Carpenter) hits on chiretto (Tom Berenger)'s co-worker. Meanwhile, jazalove (Monica Bellucci) sets sharpie (Jean Claude van Damme)'s ottoman on fire. Also, tsururu (Pamela Anderson Lee)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of abdals (Tara Reid)'s underwear pink. That weekend, advil (Michael Moore) paints hymenchan (Lon Chaney)'s soap orange. Parental discretion advised.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

HAHAH TSU IS PAM ANDERSON
AHAHAHAHHAHAHDLKAHSDASDDASDAS

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

T-this is.. the last one... I swear lafjlkdfs

My LiveJournal Sitcom
All My mammaria (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) can't open projection (Vivica Fox)'s jar of pickles. That night, gajillion (Jackie Chan) eats picnicbird (Sheena Easton)'s raspberry cheesecake. The next day, abdals (Tara Reid) buys bicycles instead of dental piks, ruining ipedo (Roger Moore)'s day. The week after, eliminate (Tom Cavanaugh) hits a car with advil (Michael Moore)'s toilet. At the same time, catalysis (Harry Connick Jr.) borrows money from xcandystripper (Lily Tomlin)'s professor. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

/DEAD
HI MY NAME IS MARIA AND I AM AMUSED BY STUPID THINGS HAHAHAH

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

okay i lied

My LiveJournal Sitcom
mammaria's House (PAX, 7:00): mammaria (Josephine Baker) cheats on a test, and anasyrma (Monica Bellucci) finds out. Upstairs, skyregalia (Sally Field) gets in trouble with the law when pyrat_xo (Rachel Blanchard) discusses teabags with an undercover cop. That same day, sundial (Ben Vereen) discovers that makitakami (Buddy Ebsen) is taking cross-stitch lessons. Then, gothicstarz (Patsy Kensit) draws a picture on jazalove (Monica Bellucci)'s forehead. Nearby, cockpuppet (Brendan Fraser) can't find respects (Laura Bertram)'s novel and pretends it was never missing. Wacky results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

this is the last one because I AM CLOSING ALL THESE WINDOWS AND GOING TO BED AND I CAN'T DO THIS THING IN MY IPOD--

.../twitch twitch sob why am i so stupid lkfaddfs

[nadleeh]

WHY AM I BRENDAN FRASER.

SLAPSTICK ON THE EIFFEL TOWER YES, BUT BRENDAN FRASER.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE I ASSIGN THEM DLKJSAD

but the slapstick is trufax right right right

[kecleon.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU BB.

/belated add-back orz

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

NO PROBLEM i thought i had added you sooner lafjlksd ;;;;;

HAHA 'S COOL ♥ :)

[hawuna.livejournal.com]

None of your sitecoms are good because they dont feature me. ;__;~~

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

lfjasd and i did so many too ):

...that... sounded wrong LKJASDLKAS

[anime-girl193.livejournal.com]

OMG I'M GETTING PLAYED BY VAL KILMER! THAT ROCKS!!

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

GLAD YOU APPROVED CASTING (: now sign this paper's giving up your entire identity to the Network Company :|

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

LKJADLKDJ N-NO REBBE I THINK IF I GOT HIT BY A BUS I WOULDN'T BE POSTING IN LJ-- well....

...klsfjlksjdlksfd

AHHAHA REBBE ILU L-LMAO sorry for accidentally making you worry LJDASLKASD /HUGS

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