[I JUST ATE A GRAPE AND I] JIZZED IN MY PANTS 061

[mammaria]

wow i just realized, but i've been disabling my posts a lot.

WELL IT CAN BE EXPECTED WHEN ALL I DO IS PIMP MEMES ON THEM, RIGHT?!?!? flasdfj

...speaking of meme:

... PLAYED BY ...

/DIES

YEAH, COME TELL ME WHICH ACTOR/ACTRESS I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WILL PLAY ME, YEAH! /is bad with actors' & actresses' names /ironically wants to be one

also, so i won't disable this baby, and because I HAD TO, ANYWAY: (not that i didn't want to! jfklsd)

Here's DAY 7 & 8 of the HAPPINESS meme!

Things that made me happy this last weekend: (SOB SO LATE)
♡ settling things! (apparently it was a big misunderstanding hahaha) /CRYPTIC!
♡ lb. ridiculous chats are ridiculous and I LOVE THEM. C8
♡ screaming with my mom "PIPIIII" at each other from across the house. ("pipi" means "pee", btw-- yes, we are the epitome of maturity, SHUT UP)
♡ chocolate. period.
♡ HONESTLY? I ALREADY FORGOT LKJDSKL /short memory wtf

i am sure lots of things made me happy hahah WOW WHAT A WAY TO END THE MEME "i forgot what made me happy" fjald LOL EXTREME SUCKAGE--

oh wait, i remember one more!

♡ AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS BWAHAHAHA

okay done.

also technology hated me yesterday, but aim hated me today HAHAH /sigh

ALSO I WANT THAT CALENDAR WITH HOT PRIESTS shut up i'm not weird /dies

Comments

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say something about disabling comments but now I want to know more about the calendar.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

HERE IS MORE INFO IN ENGLISH the priests are all young... and... attractive...

like him!

DO WANT HAHAH

oh there was this really, really hot one too that made me go HOLY SHIT KLJDLKASK

.../is going to hell /dies

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

LOL they should get some hot looking rabbis to do this or something

OH GOD

I am suddenly reminded of the church of fudge

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

INORITE-- I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I STAYED CATHOLIC! i mean, what;;; i didn't say anything;; EVERY RELIGION SHOULD DO THIS!!!

--the church of fudge?! LOL WHAT /intrigued

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

it would work, because apparently Jewish men are sexy to all and sundry and much of the time I don't get why. that said I think my nephew would looks cute as fuck if he grew his hair out like he should.

also, there are three screencaps and a whole lot of text but here you go. there is no church, or fudge.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

YEAH I have heard about Jewish men and their attractiveness~*~*~ LOL especially since i have seen all those "Jesus movies" and the guy who is supposed to play Jesus is always

hot

for some reason. /OFF TOPIC /RELEVANT SORT OF?!?! /blasphemous

also your nephew HAHAH HE SHOULD LISTEN TO YOU tell him to listen to you

ps LASJDLKAS AAAAAAAA THIS THING AAAAAAAAAAA WTF ROFL AAAAAAAAA i am amused and freaked out beyond belief at the same time-- LOL THE VIDEO LOL THEIR REACTIONS HAHAH /DIES

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

LOL it doesn't help that so many celebrities are Jewish and yeah some of them are attractive but I feel like over time people I have known are attracted to them because they're Jewish and not say they have a great body.

I tell my nephew a lot of stuff like not to swear but my mother and Gabrielle think it is somewhat hilarious that he does it and he kept telling me to bugger off today on the phone and I got mad at my sister for encouraging him but I'll have words with my mother tomorrow, she apparently who taught him. the kid is 2 years old! anyway about his hair, he recently had a cut and it looks so much better because the ends were kind of dead and fluffy and I could ramble on more about him and his cuteness but I'll stop.

sorry for the ramble but it has been bugging me all day.

AHAHAH it's pretty bad right? I think the worst one is probably kids in a sandbox and idk why it makes me squirm so much. probably because I don't want anything in my urethra ever.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL jewish is the new kink?! well there have always been cases of people being attracted to a certain race or stuff like that HAHAH;; but hey, if they are hot, they are hot. /does not discriminate LOL

ljfad wtf, he's a little.. young for that HAHA I MEAN i will admit i find swearing kids funny but that's when i see it on youtube or sth, and when they only do it once-- not if they go around doing it all the time. I would definitely be disturbed, especially if said child was related to me;; HHAHAH SUCH A PROUD AUNT-- he sounds adorable, awww hahahah~

HEY, NO WORRIES, it's good that you got that out of your chest! I don't mind at all HAHAHA (feel free to do it any time lol;; /weird) C8

YEEEEES HAHAH ALDJSADK EWWW WTF--- kids.. in.. sandbox? ..../DIES

DNW oh gods sand in places there should not be AAAAAAA /DIES SOME MORE LOLWTF

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

~~Jewish has been a kink for about 2 years, or that is when I noticed it happening. there is nothing wrong with being attracted to a certain race - it's just like saying that you prefer blonds to brunettes or whatever.

yeah, he picks up words so easily and even though I tell him it is a bad thing to do, even though I tell him off for it each time I catch him I don't know if he quite realises what he is saying. mostly because he is so young, but he knows he shouldn't do it so he isn't that stupid. what doesn't help is that in one breath the two of them are like telling him off for swearing and in the next they encourage it, way to be sending him mixed messages guys.

I need to get some more pictures of him, the only recent one I have is one I took over the summer but he is trying to escape from me but he still looks cute? other than that I've only got ones of him from when he was a lot younger and he looks quite different now. I am a proud aunt though, and I love Elijah so so much but I am sure people get sick of me showing him off after a while ): but I can't help it. it is hard to convey in words just how totally cute this kid is.

AHAHAH I take it you've seen it? I was warned that there is no sand, no boxes and no kids of any description.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

It has probably been a kink for a LOT longer than that ROFL;;; yeah, there's nothing wrong with that~! just saying it doesn't really matter to me HAHAHA~*~*~ (though I HAVE yelled out "I WANT A ______ LOVER!" in more than one occasion, OOPS HAHA jafdkls;;)

well yeah, kids are easily influenced, especially those so young and if he keeps getting mixed signals then he's totally going to keep doing it. i don't remember where but i read that young kids want to be praised and if he swears there's a fifty-fifty chance he'll get praised or scolded, so he's gonna go for it;; /SUDDENLY! CHILD PSYCHOLOGY ESSAY!

pffft HAHA nothing wrong with that~! C8 but i totally know what you mean, that's how i felt about my brother-- well, when he was young and cute, anyway, now he is thirteen and A PAIN IN THE BUTT kldafs (of course i still love that idiot ROFL;;) but LOL, go on, KEEP SHOWING HIM OFF awww aunty~ ♥ AND GET MORE PICS TO FLAUNT HIM, LOL~! 8D

DJALKSD N-NO, NOT AT ALL BUT LAJDKASJ i.. can.. imagine.. and AAAAAAAA NOT GONNA GO LOOKING ROFL NO WAY HAHAHHA ALJDKJSDLKJs /freaked out

watch, one day someone will link me and i will click it, not knowing what it is /DIES

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

yeah, I doubt one day it just started but people seemed a little less obvious about it, or did not know their object of affection was Jewish.

AHAHA I think it is common knowledge that kids need praise and when he behaves himself we do praise him, even if it is stuff he does a lot like throwing his rubbish away. I also make him say please and thank you to most things, I am determined for him to grow up polite. also here is your obligatory picture. taken a few months back? it's not even a good one ahaha but he was being kinda arsey that day.

AHHAHA oops well to warn you it is of a guy getting something shoved up into his penis. it's not disgusting like the scat one, but it is just not pleasant to watch and I don't have a penis!

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

HAHAH, yeah! C8 it just took a while to for them to realize, hahaha;;

yeah! i mean even as you grow older, who doesn't like praise, right? even if you don't know how to react to it, positive feedback is always nice. C8 and HAHA THERE IS NOTHING MORE CHARMING THAN A POLITE CHILD. 8D --ASDJL ALSO I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS, BUT HE IS ADORABLE HAHHA. (can't even tell the arsey-ness LOL LOL)

.... /chokes /ouch /dies fjaklsdfklalk

[leinyan.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwww puppies

yeah, everybody likes receiving positive words, no matter the age. I love polite kids, I am more inclined to like them/less inclined to hate them if they show manners.

sometimes, when he is mad he will flop down/throw himself onto the floor. it is hilarious to watch, and we named it "a flopper". he is prone to them when he's tired so naps usually follow them.

LOL go watch it, it's not so bad. also for some horrible reason I kinda want to see the video where hai2u comes from what is wrong with me.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

YES. IT ALWAYS MAKES EVERYTHING HAHAHA o ilu rebbe HAHAHA <3

...now i am thirsty for some reason LOL SDAJL

HAHAHA BUT OF COURSE! nice sarcasm by the way ROFL ALDJDLKS /DIES HAHA

[strobelights.livejournal.com]

LMAO HOT PRIESTS?
IS THAT ONE FROM EL CENTRO IN IT. ;D

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

NO HE IS NOT but he should be HAHAHAH /SHOT

[strobelights.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHA I SHOULD BE SHOT TOO THEN.
GOOD THING NO ONE CAN READ MY MIND DURING MASS.

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