[SO I FIGURED] WHY NOT~? 091

[mammaria]

LMAO LMAO because like I mentioned, why not? (oh shit, watch me get spammed/trolled/etc alfsdj)

Comments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me, feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will ever know. Then post it in your own LJ.

COMMENTS SCREENED AND ANON because i felt like it, DON'T LISTEN TO eliminate THIS WAS ALL SECRETLY HER IDEA... YEAH. ANYWAY just in case someone is actually serious in their feelings for me HAHAH OR OR IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME ON A CRUSH YOU HAVE ON SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S COOL TOO ♥

knock yourselves out! :)

ps ip logging is off too because WHY NOT

Comments

[eliminate.livejournal.com]

ANON IS DISABLED YOU ASS.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

I FIXED IT

[(Anonymous)]

*licks ur penis*

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

O-OH MY~ /AAAHN~

SHOULD I FEEL VIOLATED

[(Anonymous)]

/touches

I don't have a crush as such but ghjgk you are so adorable :|

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

/i-iyaaadaaa~!!!

ljafsdl N-NO WHAT HAHAHA LASDJLKS-- ...thank you /// ♥!! BUT HAHAH q-que ljafds :') /loves!!!

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

why would i have a crush on you when you're my mafia lover already;;;;

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

idk~ maybe you don't, but other people do? I MEAN JUST BECAUSE YOU CLAIM ME WON'T STOP OTHER PEOPLE FROM HAVING FEELINGS YOU KNOW;;;

LET ME SHOWER YOU WITH GOLD-- no i don't mean pee lkafjjslkd

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER TO CLAIM YOU AND PREVENT OTHER PEOPLE FROM HAVING FEELINGS FOR YOU IF YOU WOULD JUST UKE TO ME ALREADY !!!! IT'S KIND OF HARD TO CLAIM FROM THE BOTTOM;;;;


also i was going to be like "WHY ISN'T MY COMMENT UNSCREENED" until i read that last line and now i'm like "idk maybe i want to stay screened......"

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

But I like the view from the top~ /LEERS

HAHAH I CAN SCREEN YOU IF YOU WANT HAHAH-- nah man, they'll just be jealous of our KINKY~*~*~ LOVE~*~*~ ♥ ;)

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

DON'T LEER AT ME w-why so PERVERTED, maria? ;3;

/touches you

WHERE'S MY GOLD.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY LEERS and because i have a license to killto be perverted. ): it's called "DNA" ):

/gropes your ass

I HAVE YOUR GOLD, BABY. RIGHT... HERE~ /POINTS AT CROTCH /WINKS~

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

ONLY WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING, MARIA!!! WHEN YOU LEER AT ME IN PUBLIC IT'S JUST INAPPROPRIATE. ):

o-oh ~ ~

OH REALLY. IS THIS WHERE I POUNCE ON YOU AND HOPE THIS IS ALL A VERY STRONG METAPHOR AND YOU DON'T SECRETLY HAVE A MIDAS TOUCH. /pounces, RAVISHES !!!

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BABE, YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS JUST JEALOUS OF ALL THE ACTION WE ARE GETTING ;)

/squeeeze ♥ nice booty~

WELL, I guess you'll just have to find ou-- /RAVISHED!!! LKDSJLAS /RAVISHED BACK!!!

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

WE SHOULD BE NICE AND NOT FLAUNT OUR PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR!!

OH MY o////o so forward, maria!! i like that~

IT APPEARS I AM SAFE FROM SURPRISE!GOLDIFYING. /proceeds to seduce

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

AWWW, MUST WE ):

of couuurse~ /GRIN you know i do what you like~~

/MUST... RESIST... /SEDUCED!!!

HAHAHA LJDLKASD oh god us HAHAH

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE WE MUST. FOR THE CHILDREN. ETC. not our children since i hope we have not had any without my knowledge BUT CHILDREN IN GENERAL

you know me so well~~~ :>

/MOLESTS UNF UNF /lots of cuddling

obvs we are going to hell for being retarded FKSJDHS HAHA or at least scarring the more innocent of your flist :|||

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BUT THEY HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT IT EVENTUALLY, ANYWAY~ /whines

Kind of hard not to when you scream "YES, YES~!" so loud~ I pick up on what to do~

That was awesome. /SMOKES A CIGUAR /ARM AROUND YOU

I SUSPECT WE ARE SOB and nah, dude;; my flist is full of HORNY BITCHES :| /loves them dearly ♥

[(Anonymous)]

omg this is the stupidest meme i've come across yet. :( come on.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

sorry dude, best i found today ): if you don't like it you can ignore though? HAHAHHA;;

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

ALSO YEAH IT'S KINDA ASSUMING & A BIT RETARDED ISN'T IT HAHAHA oh well ♥ I think it's kind of fun~! YOU CAN CONSIDER IT AN INVITE TO SPAM IF YOU WANT, LOL;;

/...unscreens so anon can see their comment /omg so stupid deeerp fgiju

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SURE~? I MEAN, I'M PRETTY DAZZLING~ ;)

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

....MAYBE.....

[(Anonymous)]

I want to get inside you and die.
You look so fucking good tonight.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

AKSVUJFDJJDHVGH--

...well, it IS comfortable in there;; Nice and snug----

I MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

--oh shucks, bb, so sweet~ ;;;

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes, I want to see what your insides look like.

I love you so much.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

O...KAY THEN...

are you like X from Neuro? Do you want to know who you are, so that's why you want to see my insides?

....H-HOT;;;

i mean

/ACCEPTS LOVE GRATEFULLY LASJLKS;;; :'D

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA AWWW, THANK YOU, DEAR~ I think you're really cool too! :) ♥!!!

HAHA DUDE I KNOW I think everyone should try it~ 8D IMAGINE THE LULZ HAHA;;;

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

JDLAS N-NO WHAT-- is this gonna turn into a contest ;w; /pinches your cheek /PULLS

HAHAHA DO IT DO IT AND LINK MEEE EEEE LASJDL

[respects.livejournal.com]

you're no fucking edward.

i-i mean MARIA SO KAWAII DESU ^_________^ o/////o

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

SOB WHY DO YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT?! IT'S MY LIFE LONG ASPIRATION TO BECOME AS DAZZLING AS HE IS!!! /cries sparkling tears that heal

NYAH, JEFFU, YAMETE~*~*~ o////o mouuuu~~ o(^_^)o

[(Anonymous)]

No crush from me~ but totally would expect you to have lots of people who like you! (That may have come out sounding weird.)

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

ayjfudbigoifgjfgz o-oh wow, HAHAHA, thank you! It's so sweet of you to think that~ HAHAHA I don't know if they would, I mean I'm just me but THANK YOU VERY MUCH for saying that ♥ /touched /MAD LOVE FOR YOU

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

OH MAI LOVE~

You dazzle~*~*~ me too HAHAH NEVER CHAAANGE ;w; /clings!!!

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

FOREVER AND EVER because that's how long we will liveeeeeeeee

/BADTOUCH

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE! ETERNAL STARS, GET! LIKE-- SAILOR SCOUTS OR STH~*~*~ LKDASLD /FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT~! /WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT~!

/RUB RUB~

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

"actually" lafjskdl w-what /dies

HAHHAAH AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT ♥♥♥

/gets goosebumps w-what GET AWAY EEEEE

[sakanda.livejournal.com]

BE MY PIMP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH, RAINBOW LASDJS

ANYTIME, BABE~ NOW BEND OVER AND SHAKE THAT ASS, BETCH~ /thug talks at you forever HAHAHA DLKSAJ