[SO I FIGURED] WHY NOT~? 091

[mammaria]

LMAO LMAO because like I mentioned, why not? (oh shit, watch me get spammed/trolled/etc alfsdj)

Comments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me, feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will ever know. Then post it in your own LJ.

COMMENTS SCREENED AND ANON because i felt like it, DON'T LISTEN TO eliminate THIS WAS ALL SECRETLY HER IDEA... YEAH. ANYWAY just in case someone is actually serious in their feelings for me HAHAH OR OR IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME ON A CRUSH YOU HAVE ON SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S COOL TOO ♥

knock yourselves out! :)

ps ip logging is off too because WHY NOT

Comments

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

DON'T LEER AT ME w-why so PERVERTED, maria? ;3;

/touches you

WHERE'S MY GOLD.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY LEERS and because i have a license to killto be perverted. ): it's called "DNA" ):

/gropes your ass

I HAVE YOUR GOLD, BABY. RIGHT... HERE~ /POINTS AT CROTCH /WINKS~

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

ONLY WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING, MARIA!!! WHEN YOU LEER AT ME IN PUBLIC IT'S JUST INAPPROPRIATE. ):

o-oh ~ ~

OH REALLY. IS THIS WHERE I POUNCE ON YOU AND HOPE THIS IS ALL A VERY STRONG METAPHOR AND YOU DON'T SECRETLY HAVE A MIDAS TOUCH. /pounces, RAVISHES !!!

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BABE, YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS JUST JEALOUS OF ALL THE ACTION WE ARE GETTING ;)

/squeeeze ♥ nice booty~

WELL, I guess you'll just have to find ou-- /RAVISHED!!! LKDSJLAS /RAVISHED BACK!!!

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

WE SHOULD BE NICE AND NOT FLAUNT OUR PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR!!

OH MY o////o so forward, maria!! i like that~

IT APPEARS I AM SAFE FROM SURPRISE!GOLDIFYING. /proceeds to seduce

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

AWWW, MUST WE ):

of couuurse~ /GRIN you know i do what you like~~

/MUST... RESIST... /SEDUCED!!!

HAHAHA LJDLKASD oh god us HAHAH

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE WE MUST. FOR THE CHILDREN. ETC. not our children since i hope we have not had any without my knowledge BUT CHILDREN IN GENERAL

you know me so well~~~ :>

/MOLESTS UNF UNF /lots of cuddling

obvs we are going to hell for being retarded FKSJDHS HAHA or at least scarring the more innocent of your flist :|||

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

BUT THEY HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT IT EVENTUALLY, ANYWAY~ /whines

Kind of hard not to when you scream "YES, YES~!" so loud~ I pick up on what to do~

That was awesome. /SMOKES A CIGUAR /ARM AROUND YOU

I SUSPECT WE ARE SOB and nah, dude;; my flist is full of HORNY BITCHES :| /loves them dearly ♥