[MISTER] I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU 014

[mammaria]

Pass a Secret Note ✘ Meme

I thought, hey! why not?! /follows bandwagon

Michael Phelps on tonight at SNL, eeee~! ♥

THERE'S GONNA BE NEW GIRLS-NEXT-DOOR EPISODES ON OCTOBER, I WONDER IF THEY WILL MAKE AN EPISODE OUT OF THE TIME THEY WENT TO SEE KISS AND IF I'LL SHOW UP omg that would be so funny AHAHAH THAT CONCERT WAS ACE and lol i saw them in person lolol UNEXPECTED CAMEO, GET! /screamed at a random camera;;;

that's all i have to say for now? --AHAHAH, HIRUMA SAID "stinky pre-cum" LOLOL HE TOLD MUSASHI TOO LOLOL /dies

i-innuendo in my shonen manga. AWESOME AHAHAH~ (okay, it wasn't really innuendo, but just the fact HE SAID IT makes it funny, okay?!)

s-so, yeah, uhh-- stalk me with creepy comments? IF YOU WANT, I MEAN;; 8D

EDIT: oh yeah, i forgot to mention-- remember how I hacked off my hair and wanted to donate it to cancer patients? well, I THOUGHT i donated it to cancer patients-- turns out the guy I gave it to who had connections in there DIDN'T turn it in and gave it back because, apparently, IT HAD A HIGH PROBABILITY OF BEING A SCAM. So I was left heart-broken and sad-- THERE GO MY GOOD INTENTIONS, RETURNED TO ME LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE-- and my mom comes around all "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD".

Well, since she IS the woman who gave birth to me (also i was tired of telling her "BUT YOU HAVE HAIR, THEY DON'T" and what was the point now, really), I went ahead and GAVE HER MY HAIR.

SHE IS NOW WEARING IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO WEIRD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

s-she also dyed her hair to match my color, so it's even WEIRDER, AAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S LIKE MY HAIR ABANDONED ME TO INHABIT HER HEAD

WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY;;;

Comments

[intimidate.livejournal.com]

Y-YOUR HAIR.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

SHE IS WEARING IT. AAAAAAA

It's a lot of hair too, so it seriously looks like it took over her head. AAAAAAA MORPHING HAIR THINGY TAKING YOU OVER AAAAAAAAA

Dude, it reached the small of my back (just above my butt) when I cut it off, lol;;

[intimidate.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR. ;A;

At least she's using it? And it's not going to waste? aslkjdsdlfkjf dude you had awesome hair. I'm sure it's still awesome but damn it was long. 8D

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

FOR SURE.

Ahah, yeah, that's the only thing that makes ne happy~ and it really does look really nice but it's just SO WEIRD because her hair changed COMPLETELY & now it's like mine was before;; but i'm glad, yeah! HAHA, thank you~!! ♥ actually, I plan to grow it that long again;; let's see how long it takes me! 8D

[pussyfortono]

Dude, pics of your mum wearing your hair plz.

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

!! good idea!!! you got it, I'll totally take some-- PAPPARAZZI STYLE >8D ♥

[kanae-harlenn.livejournal.com]

Your mom is awesome. :D

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

AAAA SHE IS WEARING MY HAIR-- I mean---

Thank you~! She is. ♥

[castor.livejournal.com]

I-I would be so disturbed if my mum did that... D:

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! exactly what i've been saying ALL ALONG-- ahaha, honestly, i've gotten sorta used to it by now! :D huh... imagine that!

I MEAN, AT LEAST IT LOOKS GREAT ON HER, RIGHT?! :D;;

thanks for the sympathy, though. :'D LOLOL the weirdness of my life~ :'D

[strobelights.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I NEED TO SEE YOUR MOM, STAT.

*falls over laughing*

[mammaria.livejournal.com]

N-NUH! SHUT UP. ;A;
NOT FUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...she actually looks pretty good, but she's like ANOTHER WOMAN WEARING MY HAIR, AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strobelights.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHA *cough* Yeah it sounds really strange. Stranger than a complete stranger wearing your hair, tbh.